'No build is complete without hot glue': These 'crying shoes' annoy the heck out of the DIY community for a punny reason

As the video begins, our DIY expert is wearing shoes while cutting them open. I beg you with the prettiest of pleases: do not try any of this at home.

These heels are already being demolished, and if you think she can save this pair, you're wrong! 

She drills several different holes into her heel, further compromising the structure of the shoe. 

Then she adds an eye bolt – you'll see what that's for in just a moment. 

So she now gets out a tissue box. Great, a little compartment for tissues, how cute. How easy!

Wrong! It was not easy. The woman proceeds to cut the tissues in half.

Truly highlighting the convenience of this hack! Who doesn't need exactly half a single tissue sometimes? 

Miss DIWhy folds the tissue and rolls it up. It now looks like a toilet paper roll for dolls. 

Time to put the TP on the roll. Again…there is ½ of a tissue on this roll. Not even a full tissue!

She can now reattach the bottom of the shoe. She chooses hot glue to do this. 

That's an especially funny detail: to go through all this work, ruin an entire pair of shoes, and then only be able to use your ½ tissue hack a single time.

She demonstrates how to remove the tissue, which exits at the bottom of the shoe. Also the eye bolt just lives on the side of the shoe now? 

Drum roll please! Are you ready to watch her demonstrate how to comfort the person you hate most in the world when they're crying? 

She yoinks the half tissue scrap from the bottom of her shoe — and truly, she doesn't make it look easy.

It takes her a second to yank this thing from the shoe's sole with force. Then, she gives the tissue to her friend to comfort him as he cries. How soothing for him.

Just kidding! Clearly this is her nemesis, her worst enemy, a man who has done her wrong in some unforgivable way. 

She hands him the tissue, which has presumably been hanging out at the bottom of her shoe as she walks over dirt, pavement, gum, trash, and grass…use your imagination. He puts the scrap of tissue to his eyes, ensuring a swift case of pinkeye, or worse. 

Imagine: you're sobbing to your friend. You glance away, and then look back. Your bestie is suddenly picking up a scrap of tissue from the bottom of her shoe, and giving it to you for your face. You think: ‘Is she giving me toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her shoe, and wanting me to wipe my face on it?’ That's a friendship ending scenario right there!

People in the comments were losing their minds over the pun of it — a “tis-shoe” — as well as the whole insanity of the project. 

If you have shoes you really hate and don't mind ruining, or enemies who need a quick hit of eyeball diseases, check out the entire shoe DIY here. 

Then, click here to read the tale of a grocery store Karen who decided to annoy everyone behind her in line by stopping everything to have a chat with her friend.