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    Water - Handsome B. Charming @Richard57941301 super mario level ass geological formation Fascinating @fascinate.1d The tiny island of Lítla Dímun is often crowned with its own individual cloud. Photo: SPUMADOR 1:02 PM 2023-02-11 312K Views . 8,627 Likes 331 Retweets :
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    Font - 73% No 28% Yes BadDataTakes (has a bad take substack) @BadDataTakes Q12 What gender do you identify with? O Strongly disagree Somewhat disagree ONeither agree nor disagree Somewhat agree Strongly agree 9:59 PM 2023-01-10 202K Views Twitter for Android 5,124 Likes 632 Retweets 125 Quotes
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    Organism - toni stank @Davszj My 17 year old just dumped his girlfriend and now he's attempting to get his hoodie back. He's in for one Hell of life lessons 3:13 PM 2023-01-10 337K Views Twitter for iPhone ● ● 9,207 Likes 484 Retweets 114 Quotes
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    Font - one of ur hoes @miliondollameat i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer 4:49 PM 2023-01-09 3.1M Views Twitter for iPhone 90.9K Likes 22.8K Retweets 389 Quotes
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    World - P.B. Gomez @NotoriousPBG "NO! STOP FARMING! GO BACK TO YOUR HUNTER-GATHERER LIFESTYLE! YOU'RE GOING TO CREATE MICROPLASTICS AND CREDIT SCORES!" ... 7:42 PM 2023-01-10 55.4K Views Twitter Web App 3,041 Likes 407 Retweets 13 Quotes
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    Font - brent @murrman5 [to the guy at the party who keeps bragging about being a pilot] I heard once you press that button the plane pretty much flies itself. I wish I had auto pilot at the marshmallow factory 1:55 PM 2023-01-11 13.3K Views Twitter for iPhone 207 Likes 22 Retweets
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    Font - Jill Twiss @jilltwiss One small idea I have is Jennifer Coolidge can maybe do White House press conferences 11:30 PM 2023-01-10 42.3K Views Twitter Web App . 1,503 Likes 126 Retweets 2 Quotes
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    Font - caleb hearon @calebsaysthings it sucks so bad when self care actually works. like okay cleaning my room actually improved my mood and lowered my overall stress what a simple unoriginal bitch i am. 9:18 PM 2023-01-10 3M Views Twitter for iPhone ● . ● 126K Likes 14.1K Retweets 636 Quotes
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    Human - bitsy von muffling @Doctor Piss Pants PLEASE be nice to me I'm in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person 12:37 PM 2023-01-10 451K Views Twitter Web App 18.3K Likes 5,091 Retweets 74 Quotes
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    Font - the moon's wife @bookishseawitch am I succumbing to the throes of existential despair or is it simply mid- january 6:14 PM 2023-01-11 33.4K Views Twitter for iPhone 1,386 Likes 353 Retweets 11 Quotes
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    Organism - keegan @Franzia Mom bands are always like "big things brewing" and it's always just songs or something. that's not big things, that's what you did last time. 11:18 AM 2023-01-11 164K Views Twitter for iPhone ● . : 6,581 Likes 466 Retweets 17 Quotes
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    Font - jz @mixedgrass If you have no hate in your heart... grow up. Look around you 2:05 PM 2023-01-11 60.5K Views. Twitter for iPhone 2,151 Likes 438 Retweets 6 Quotes
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    Font - THE 13TH DISCIPLE @unsanctifi3d what are some good thoughts to have for beginners? I've never had one before 8:45 PM 2023-01-11 39.9K Views Twitter for Android . 1,093 Likes 123 Retweets 1 Quote
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    Font - Em @SleepyEm1 fuck wine tasting is soup tasting a thing??? trying loads of soups with fresh bread??? please??? anyone else??? 3:19 PM 2023-01-10 5.3M Views Twitter for Android ● 200K Likes 27K Retweets 2,358 Quotes
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    Font - Shayne Topp @supershayne [checkout lane] ME: wow, a treadmill for hands. *i make my hand into a little running guy* CASHIER: that's the coolest thing I've ever seen. 11:50 AM 2023-01-12 43.7K Views Twitter for iPhone 2,044 Likes 75 Retweets 1 Quote
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    Organism - Shayne Topp @supershayne [Universe where the movie Babe is about a guy instead of a pig]: "That'll do man." 2:17 PM 2023-01-12 11.9K Views Twitter for iPhone 460 Likes 23 Retweets
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    Organism - rax 'leads with her crotch' king @RaxKinglsDead ‘gas stoves are dangerous' 'there's lead in your chocolate' 'your food is full of microplastics' what am i supposed to do 8:31 AM 2023-01-11 7.1M Views Twitter for iPhone ● 234K Likes 24.6K Retweets 1,586 Quotes
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    Jaw - babylon. @broztitute V B . D Bamidele @that_bamidele.1d You won 70m and your friend' eye surgery is 69m, What will you do? Show this thread 11:42 AM 2023-01-11 4.4M Views Twitter for iPhone 96.8K Likes 17.4K Retweets 825 Quotes
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    Organism - Mohanad Elshieky @Mohanad Elshieky The Passion Of The Christ 2: I know what you did last supper 1:47 PM 2023-01-12 182K Views Twitter Web App 5,127 Likes 836 Retweets 41 Quotes
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    Organism - agnostic @femaleboyfriend it's called broad daylight because that's when it's easiest to see women 4:02 PM 2023-01-12 32.4K Views Twitter for iPhone ● 1,437 Likes 206 Retweets 2 Quotes
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    Font - Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer when you hear a laugh that sounds similar to your buddy's laugh so you turn and look and the guy laughing looks nothing like him and his smile is nowhere near as warm and inviting <<<< 6:32 PM 2023-01-12 19.2K Views Twitter for iPhone 498 Likes 20 Retweets
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    Font - Aster @aasterisms When Mary Shelly wrote "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" god I really felt that 4:10 PM 2023-01-11 344K Views 20.2K Likes 4,931 Retweets 136 Quotes
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    Font - R Bratten Weiss @Prof_RBW I have said it before, and will say it again: the people who are obsessed with the Middle Ages because they imagine it to have been a time of dep piety, reverence, and set gender roles would be absolutely appalled if they were magically transported back to medieval times. 11:49 PM 2023-01-11 600K Views 12.6K Likes 1,022 Retweets 87 Quotes
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    Organism - bradley @bradapalooza First of all DO NOT address me as "Honey" if you're coming to tell me you just SHRUNK the damn KIDS. 1:34 PM 2023-01-12 19.7K Views . . 1,033 Likes 91 Retweets 2 Quotes
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    Font - REAL LOVE audrey @foldyrhands literally who would i be without the network of beautiful women who live inside of my phone 10:15 PM 2023-01-11 67.6K Views 1,643 Likes 381 Retweets 15 Quotes
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    Mammal - Julia @wild__rice saw a tiktok of a woman saying she falls asleep at night by picturing a blank Google doc 12:50 PM 2023-01-12 65.8K Views 3,525 Likes 195 Retweets 49 Quotes
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    Font - Icona @iconawrites My wish for you is that you will find a book series that grips you as much as your childhood favourites, that makes you want to stay up all night reading it as though you were a kid again, falling in love with the magic of stories for the first time. 2:25 PM 2023-01-12 76.6K Views . 3,131 Likes 508 Retweets 43 Quotes
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    Organism - feyisayo @feyiszn Idk how do people write consistently with the same handwriting. I have like 2-3 different handwritings depending on pens, my mood and situation 5:10 AM 2023-01-12 5.8M Views 162K Likes 37.5K Retweets 2,173 Quotes
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    Vertebrate - The Jay Agenda 12/2/22 Union Hall @JayJurden And she's been very transparent with her journey. Stop attacking women Spice Cupboard @TurnedOutToBey. 1d rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift 5:40 PM 2023-01-12 383K Views 12.6K Likes 1,459 Retweets 3 Quotes
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    Organism - charlie @chunkbardey breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i'm supposed to keep that information to myself ??? 12:03 PM 2023-01-13 2.9M Views 111K Likes 10.3K Retweets 2,475 Quotes
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    Organism - Fascinating @fascinate 17h Native to the coast of South Africa, Black Rain Frogs are known for their perpetual grimace. ₁3.2M 911 7,909 50.4K ↑
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    Organism - Mikey MDC @killmikeymdc Prince Harry's new book claims William tried to "drop a piano" on him as a baby using a "crude pulley system" that backfired and the piano crushed William instead. "William was sitting upright amongst the debris," says Harry, "but the piano keys were in his mouth, like teeth" 2:48 PM 2023-01-12 217K Views 7,175 Likes 437 Retweets 19 Quotes
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    World - Targeted Individual Tito @TitoMahalo Hey birdwatchers. How about you watch this bird 5:15 AM 2023-01-13 45.3K Views 1,453 Likes 216 Retweets 6 Quotes
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    Font - EVE eve6 @Eve6 It's just funny that as the quality of everything from airlines to infrastructure to food safety and availability to healthcare continues to precipitously erode around us millions of people blame socialism, an economic system that we do not live under 4:11 PM 2023-01-11 3.2M Views 92.5K Likes 19K Retweets 316 Quotes
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    Font - woonggi @COWBOYMINGI words cannot describe how much i love being a fan of things and being cringey and obsessing over things and being a loser 12:32 AM 2023-01-13 853K Views . 45K Likes 13.9K Retweets 1,133 Quotes
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    Organism - Jewel Staite @JewelStaite My family has only just now discovered that Firefly is on Disney+ which means they've only just now discovered that I am a Disney Princess by default, I don't make the rules, I am basically Ariel now 1:41 AM 2023-01-14 553K Views . 17.2K Likes 908 Retweets 80 Quotes
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    Mammal - kelbin @pissboymcgee I'm in my slop era. beef stew, soups, gumbo, oatmeal, yogurt. things are generally wet and sloppy 10:31 PM 2023-01-13 104K Views 2,462 Likes 149 Retweets 10 Quotes
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    Organism - Tage Erlinger @Tage Erlinger I never had a "favourite colour" as a child. Never the less I was forced to declare one due to the immense and oppressive societal pressures. 12:09 PM 2023-01-13 103K Views 4,598 Likes 392 Retweets 39 Quotes
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    Font - Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Hi everyone, welcome to ventriloquist club! The first rule here is do not talk about ventriloquist club...with your lips moving. Haha, just a little joke to get us started. Obviously the first rule is don't fall in love with your puppet. 11:08 PM 2018-03-26 ● 38.6K Likes 8,769 Retweets 178 Quotes
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    Font - mark leidner @markleidner each morning I put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. i pour hot water over it, steeping it like tea, and then i drink it all day at work (i work at the white house) and at the end of the day, as i take the last sip of the tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and i eat it 4:38 AM 2018-09-06 14.7K Likes 3,449 Retweets 254 Quotes
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    Organism - toasty digital @toastydigital My (27F) boyfriend (28M) won't stop saying he's "microdosing pants" whenever he wears shorts 10:17 PM 2023-01-13 94.9K Views . . 5,103 Likes 276 Retweets 14 Quotes ...
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    Font - cory @coolmathgame_ [the morning after i throw a party in our new house] roommate: i told you the landlord was coming today. the house is trashed [the doorbell rings] our landlord, who is a raccoon: wow the place looks amazing 6:44 PM 2023-01-14 3,254 Views 125 Likes 15 Retweets .
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    Organism - trash jones @jzux job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths me: i can have a breakdown so quietly 9:58 PM 2023-01-13 1.5M Views 57.4K Likes 8,376 Retweets 254 Quotes 000

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