Memes To Pass Around The Nursing Home in 2070

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    Font - kingblicc @sosablicc i be like "i'm fine" then shake my leg 138mph
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    Product - Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall ANO AN HAPPRE aSurg
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    Smile - I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate me in public.
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    Font - Jon @ArfMeasures Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
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    Font - you ever say to yourself "this is the worst shape i've ever been in" and then a month goes by and your like "no. this. this is the worst shape i've ever been in" and then a month goes by and
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    Font - Teela @teelatauntaun-1d Is this not the perfect analogy for what it's like to navigate the world with autism? I have middle school students that cannot read a clock. Draw a small clock that shows 10 minutes past 11:00. 826 11:10 Doo G 6:25 PM. Feb 14, 2023 2.1M Views 7,152 76.8K ili 1.8M (→
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    Sleeve - Computer: *autosaves file* Me: Aww thanks! Where is it? Computer: I don't know, man. SOFASPUDZ ORIGINAL DESIGNS
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    Font - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 There's a party next door but judging by the mix of late 90s/early 2000s jams, they'll wrap it by ten.
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    Font - dizzy @rundizzy just found out im part of the problem which sucks but it feels good to be a part of something 2:01 PM 2023-02-19 15.8K Views . 597 Likes 96 Retweets
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    Elephant - BRUDDER ifunny.co
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    Glasses - GIANT FOOD *Foo Fighters* MOTHER OF GOD
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    Font - I oftenly use words irregardless of their correctivity
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    Product - "GOD: Performs miracles" "HUMANS: Invent camera" God since that day: well now I am not doing it
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    Smile - when someone speeds up to pass me but then we both get stuck at the same red light
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    Mountain - A rare photograph of my parents on their way to school
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    Bird - Quantum Particles: "Vibing* Human: *observes them* Quantum Particles: well now I am not doing it
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    Jeans - When you are too shy to ask people to move
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    Font - When I get texts from two different people at the same time: EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN
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    Rectangle - me: *on my deathbed* whats cooler than being COOL? my family: *sobbing* i-ice cold. me: *fading out of existence* alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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    Food - Me: "I only need a couple things." My face after seeing the total is $242.13: Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Vertebrate - Mykie @Glam_And_Gore I have never come across a meme more me than this I'm so stressed that relaxing makes me more stressed because I'm not working on what's making me stressed
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    Organism - When I'm drunk af and try to take off a turtleneck ww Fare www 931
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    Orange - When you nail the breakdown vocals in the car by yourself 2 PATIENT SIXTY-SEVEN
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    Organism - "I've got work tomorrow so I'll only have one drink" boredpanda.com
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    Azure - SO YOU'VE DECIDED TO POST THIS Here's why you shouldn't have:
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    Forehead - Me whenever my man compliments me or goes on about how much he loves and cares about me I don't believe you. Continue.
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    Forehead - My dog: *Does nothing* Me: You are stong and wise, and I am very proud of you
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    Font - rob @rbngrhm cat owners will hear their cat go "prrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh one second my cat wants the heating pad turned on" 2:51 AM 10 Feb 23 546K Views 3,144 Retweets 284 Quotes 22.4K Likes rob @rbngrhm. 10 Feb Replying to @rbngrhm "Mew" "Oh no I forgot to open the blinds, give you wet food, spin around thrice and kiss you on the head." and then it'll be true. that's what the car wanted 6 1764 go 1,747 24.6K rob @rbngrhm - 10 Feb the cat who wanted the heating pad on: ***
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    Font - PLACES WHERE I HAVE LOST MY GLASSES: À IFC
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    Smile - If animals took selfies and posted on fb. Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
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    Jaw - RIMA some BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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    Organism - when your mom told u to wake up like 29283 times, but you're still laying down and she suddenly comes into your room
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    Font - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 Me: So Christ's body is the bread? Priest: yes Me: and he rose from the grave Priest: yes... Me: because of the yeast? Priest: no Me: okay, none of this makes sense
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    Font - Jesse Case @jessecase I have the memory mattress and the gravity blanket. Once I acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, I can do the summoning.
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    Font - life coach @dkulchar Trying to explain to my parents (very gently) that basically nobody under 40 right now expects good things to happen ever again 4:18 PM 06 Jan 21 Twitter for iPhone
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    Water - [Disney cartoon movie villain] THEY GOT AWAY?! FIND THEM!

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