30+ Delightfully dorky 'drop-off lines' to break up with your boo

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Mar 5, 2023 3:00 PM EST

If you get dates with a pick-up line, you use a drop-off line when you break up! On the r/AskReddit sub, people were in stitches with these outrageous hypothetical breakup lines. Some people claim to have actually broken up with people in this goofy manner in middle school! Don't actually use these unless you want to have some major regrets. With lines like "Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke," at least they're plenty relatable. Comments flooded in with suggestions, so clearly people have thought about using these goofy one liners, should they ever get the chance. 

Decide for yourself which breakup line you love most, or drop your own version in the comments below. Then, check out this family vacation gone wrong after one mom demanded her cousin watch her kids, then freaked out when she heard their salary request. 

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    Organism - r/AskReddit Posted by u/Jamicandude69 10 32 5 14322 47 48 48 37 IF people used "break up lines" instead of "pick up lines" what would some of them be??
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    Rectangle - giantcabbage__ 4 & 65 More They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you 72.7k Share
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    Rectangle - ghostofoutkast 3 35 & 20 More Hey girl, are you a newspaper? Because there's a new issue with you every fting day
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    Font - HyperNathan & 24 More We need to cover more ground so we should split up. 39.8k Azza2404 2 Share Shaggy, you and Scooby check the basement, Velma check the library, Daphnee and I will check the bedrooms
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    Rectangle - [deleted] I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you. S2
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    Rectangle - Zedfourkay Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
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    Rectangle - spongejoe 3 & 9 More Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
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    Font - restore_md A boyfriend when I was 14 and I agreed if we ever broke up we would text the other "I break up with you." He broke up with me and didn't use the line. Weak.
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    Gesture - Bladepuppet 2 3 Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
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    Rectangle - Victim_of_Conscience You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years
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    Font - comrade_batman 2 & 3 More Are we tectonic plates? Because we're drifting apart. Share 40.6k Vital Musician. "Why did you guys break up?" "We were both at fault."
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    Rectangle - _iPood_ 2 & 6 More Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we're breaking up.
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    Font - ExistentialBob 23 & 8 More Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
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    Rectangle - bbrown44221 Also, can we just officially title them "drop off lines"? 1.8k Share
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    Rectangle - ledge-14 2 & 13 More I knew this girl in middle school who would break up with boys by saying: roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you 17.9k Share
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    Human body - maleorderbride Babe are you a checkered flag because we're finished
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    Rectangle - drain65 "Hey baby, is your name Delta? Because I've spent the last forty-five minutes waiting for you to take off."
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    Font - VOIT_ON_HIS_SWEATER D n girl, are you a magician's assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life
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    Product - maleorderbride We're donion rings 7.8k Share VOMIT_ON_HIS_SWEATER With a side of ranch, cuz I'm dippin' 4.5k Share
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    Human body - legofduck Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. - Homer Simpson
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    Font - Huntsvillejason It smells like overdog in here. 894 Share CaptainLevi0815 What's overdog?
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    Human body - nonnoodles How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
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    Font - [deleted] Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When the door hit you in the a on the way out.
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    Font - s3b4z Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
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    Human body - maleorderbride Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
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    Font - ChosenSCIM I think my camera is broken because I can't picture us being together any more
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    Font - croissantmachine. Are you doing push ups with your knees down? because I'm not sure if this is working out
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    Font - of 20 hotnewroommate I have to go return some video tapes...
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    Font - EnatoV Girl, you a banana? Because I think I slipped up!
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    Font - 2beagles "Why did the Chicken cross the road? To visit my ex." "Knock Knock. (who's there?) It's the chicken."
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    Font - hex_the_nitezombii If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER
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    Font - [deleted] 33 & 14 More Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend. Not so fast
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