'You idiots always never listen to me': Fast food Karen insists on three separate bags for her order, malicious compliance ensues!

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    Font - THREE! SEPARATE!! BAGS!!! M OC As some of you may know, I work at a "Mendy's" Drive-Thru. There's been a lot of changes lately that frustrates the customers, the employees, and then another vicious cycle of customer- employee frustration for a cascade of various other reasons. It's like a beautiful waterfall that is running directly over the front of your face, making your lower lip come down... making you look weird and ugly, and you can't breathe because of the constant flow of water. I
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    Font - The drive-thru people are standing at the worst possible spot, pummeled by beautiful water. But I digress. A lady orders three "Baggy Bags" (which has got to be one of the funniest wrong names for or products since that time a guy called the "Bakonator" A "Terminator"). I ask her which ones (we have three options). She says "A BAGGY BAG, you know... the only one you have!!!!???"
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    Font - Wow, we're off to a swimming start. At this point I would usually be Snarkastic, snide, or petty, but I've been learning from these youtube videos how to interact with people properly, so this has helped me get rid of (or at least postpone) this sort of behavior in myself. I've found it very helpful for moments like these. I use this newfound social knowledge to simply explainogize that we have three options to choose from: The Bunior Jacon BeeseChurger, the Stouble Dack, or the Chispy Cr
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    Font - She said "The Stouble Dack, duh!! Oh, and you idiots always never listen to me! You need to put those things in three separate bags!!" Okay, now she called me an idiot... I really, really want to lose my and my coworker can feel it in my voice, trying not to sigh and giving myself a breathing problem as a result. She helped me deflect by saying "Ohmygawwwd Canubelieve This Wo man!? Sounds like my Aunt. I hate my aunt."
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    Font - With a little from my friends, I don't say what I want to and say "Separate BAgs, you say???!!! Preposterous!!!". I just simply go "Separate bags? You got it." I said it the way I would describe what I had for breakfast (another thing I learned from Tom Hardy). She then replies. "Look mother BAGS!!!". and drove off screeching her car, which hurt my ear immensely. ", THREE! SEPARATE!!
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    Font - This really set me off. Even if I wanted to say something back to this lady, I couldn't. I saw her car swing around the bend and almost hit the car in front of her. My ears were still ringing. Time for some much needed malicious compliance. Three separate bags???? You got it!!
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    Font - So, the Baggy Bag comes with a drink, fries, nuggets, and a sandwich of your choosing. Typically we would put one burger one fries and one nuggets in one bag. I'm gonna do it a little differently. I beg "Bruce", my manager, to let me bag this one. He heard that bs this lady said, so he reluctantly nodded and waved his hand toward the station. I wash my hands, glove up faster than I ever have before, and put all the fries in one bag, all the burgers in second bag, and all the nuggets in th
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    Font - She gets to the window, and the driver looks very pleasant, and not what I expected. The passenger, not so much. She leans over the nice one and says "Y'all got that in three separate bags!!???". "Sam", my cohort, hands the bags out and says yep, one to three!!"
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    Font - The driver looks in the bags and tries to hide a smile while shaking her head.. turns to the passenger who looks in the bags and says serious!!??? "Are you Ohmy god" She yells at the driver to say "Just GO!!" and the driver screeches off again, still smiling. It's kinda nice to ruin one person's day while making another's. Who am I kidding, they probably forgot about this ten minutes later. I never will, though..
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    Rectangle - farrenkm +3 · 17 hr. ago Sounds like my Aunt. I hate my aunt. Narrator: It was her aunt.
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    Font - FilmYak +3 18 hr. ago Wait, you're not allowed to tell customers who abuse you that you will not be taking their order? At least not until they apologize? If not, I wouldn't be able to resist replying: "smart move, cursing at the people who are handling your food."
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    Font - 50 The MightyBluzah. 18 hr. ago She got what she asked for. She needed to be more clear if she ment for you to put each meal in its own bag.
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    Font - paradroid27 17 hr. ago +2. I really thought the drink was going into one of the bags
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    Font - darkicedragon7 My 2 favorites when I worked at Toxic H mispronunciation. 18 hr. ago for I had a guy ask for 2 caramel apple "Em- Pandas" He wanted empanadas. That one took me a min to get pandas off my mind to figure out what he wanted. I had another guy ask for a "Quiz-Ill-a" for quesadilla
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    Font - jennypurplethefirst. 17 hr. ago Why do people insist on being rude to those who prepare your food?
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    Font - JD HotNThresh 17 hr. ago Honestly I love this for the "Mendy's", waterfall description, tangents like the Terminator bit, "snarkastic", "Jacon Beesechurger", "stouble dack", and "chispy cricken BLT" just as much as I love it for the malicious compliance
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    Font - Ancient Educator_76 OP +5. 17 hr. ago Hey I'll put this in the comments. A biggie bag (baggy bag) consists of a bag contain burger, fries and a 4 piece nuggets with a drink. Some people ask for separate bags because they're buying a biggie bag for each person, so they each have their same bag. They did get drinks but this was a non factor. Well honestly they did ask for light ice but not til the drinks were already made so I had to remake them. It almost cost me my window of opportunity f

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