A long time ago, in an apartment far far away, a young couple adopted a delightful doggo, full of energy, love, and loyalty. Upon the doggo's arrival at the house, a change occurred in the couple. No longer could they breathe easy, their eyes became itchy, and their noses were constantly running! Realizing they were allergic to their playful pupper's fur, they procured wonderous medicines from their local pharmacy, known as Lifesavers anti-allergy pills, which brought their problem to an end… For now.
Not long after, on a cold and dreary night, they heard a scratching noise coming from their front door. With golf clubs at hand, they cautiously opened their door, and were pounced upon by the tiniest kitten ever seen! They adopted the loving and floofy kitten, but in doing so their allergy problem resurfaced, reigniting their search for a cure in this fight against their allergies. And so the cycle continued, over and over, in what later came to be known as the floor wars.
This fluffy little guy somehow manages to look adorably cute and somewhat menacing at the same time. It's easy to imagine him speaking in the voice and mannerisms of renowned British tough guy and actor Jason Statham, with such as amazing lines such as 'You Wot!' and 'Innit'.
This here is what we call a fluffy fox loaf, primarily found in the colder regions of the north. They have been deified as divine beings of cuteness and floofiness by the local villages, who hold a fox loaf festival every year where the main dish is fox shaped garlic bread. Yum.
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