35 Memes: No More, No Less

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    Water resources - They're currently excavating the largest known dinosaur tibia to date. Apparently it's a real... shindig.
  • 02
    Drinkware - KEURIG WAL TALACI PAPA JOHNS Beter Ingredients Better Pizza Special PIEMINE SHAKE Dipping Sover YEAR
  • 03
    Wood - "Wow! Where did you learn to kiss like that?" Me:
  • 04
    Organism - What do you get when you cross a black bear and mountain lion? Killed. You get killed. @habyyoda 2020
  • 05
    Clock - Dang time change. Had to go around and fix all my clocks today. # 10/12 12 910 $9 | | | | | 122 43 54. 7/665 ||||
  • 06
    Font - fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit grapefruit honeydew dragonfruit fruits that do live up to their names: orange
  • 07
    Automotive tail & brake light - Before the internet ruined me, this license plate said, "A new start." Now, it does not say that. 'B ANUSTART NORTH CAROLINA 100
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    Nose - I am not trying to rob you! I'm trying to help you.
  • 09
    Watch - I found a plumber that works around the clock 11 12 10 8 7 65 3
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    Hair - YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL •C• •MY EMPIRE OF DIRT meregenerator.net
  • 11
    World - DON'T BE PART OF THE PROBLEM... BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM
  • 12
    Cat - What my cat imagines when he's singing the song of his people at 3AM
  • 13
    Font - Stop Using Anti-Self Language Instead of: I was wrong I'm sorry People should control the government Thank you I'm not funny Say: You are wrong I didn't do anything wrong I should control the entire world I alone decide what is funny
  • 14
    Font - I'm on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight and sometimes I eat by refrigerator light. @Ckmemes
  • 15
    Plant - My home-grown tomato plant who I love very much and care for night and day The tomato plant literally growing out of the sidewalk
  • 16
    Floor - WHEN YOU'RE TIRED NAP AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR LADDER IF YOU GET CAUGHT THE BOSS WILL THINK YOU FELL
  • 17
    Human body - The tongs preventing me from opening the kitchen drawer I need... 24.4
  • 18
    Smile - It's never explicitly explained how the Brady Bunch had access to Zoom in the 1970s.
  • 19
    Boat - My Uncle (a retired fisherman) volunteered to build his first Grandson's crib. ...There were mixed reactions.
  • 20
    Photograph - Baby Yoda Middle-aged divorced alcoholic Yoda @encino_mane Old Yoda
  • 21
    Post-it note - B Coffee Maker not нот CAUT Ho But has a great personality V SERIE READY
  • 22
    Snow - When you're too lazy to build a snowman.
  • 23
    Tire - BE THE FUN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL TO
  • 24
    Font - CAP'N BRIMLEY'S OOPS! All Diabeatus UD NET WT 21.3 OZ (1 LB 5 OZ) 603 g Per 1 1/4 cup 150 0.5, 240 17, CALORIES SAT FAT SODIUM TOTAL SUGARS 3% DV 11% DV Sugar foot & Oat Cereal PRODUCT ENLARGED TO SHOW DETAIL
  • 25
    Product - Me re-reading my own post every time someone likes it "Ah yes quality content"
  • 26
    Automotive lighting - When you've ignored your laundry for weeks H
  • 27
    Tire - F**KERS STOLE MY TREE CANT HAVE SH T IN DETROIT
  • 28
    Head - Me: Dark joke accidentally slips out Family: Grandmother: 20
  • 29
    Clothing - The population of Ireland's capital city is really growing. In fact it's Dublin.
  • 30
    Font - Just so you know, nothing accidentally goes in your butt. SINCERELY, THE ER STAFF
  • 31
    Organism - Banks when they make profits My profits Banks when they lose money JU Our losses
  • 32
    Outerwear - 1 managed to successfully weigh a rainbow. Turns out it was pretty light Fes
  • 33
    Food - Monty Python Horseshoes 2⁹⁹ 59°
  • 34
    Mail - "Why are you attacking me with that block of cheddar?" "It's extra sharp"
  • 35
    Jaw - Anyway, there I was at 40,000 feet in my own private balloon not bothering anyone....

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