Hear now the tale of Queen Nala, sovereign ruler of Memelandia, a land that prided itself in its amazing meme artisans, whose skills were unmatched by any others. The Queen created her nation from a handful of animal art tribes, finding them and teaching them the way of the meme, and connecting with the derpy doggo merchants of Derplandia to sell their wares to their humor-loving animals.
These works of art she sold in Derplandia got the attention of the king, who needed to meet the great mind behind these memes, but Nala could not be reached by conventional means. So the king sent out his cat ninja spies to find out who this great artist was, finding out that it was Nala, from the wandering tribes. Together they established a meme trade station in nearby unclaimed land, that would one day become the first city in her great and glorious queendom!
Unbeknownst to him, behind him his mortal enemy was creating an evil scheme of grand design, all in order to take his place in the miniature chair, that the void kitty saw as his birthright, for what is a mini chair if not a scratching post perfectly suited to kitty size.
The results are that this labrador is made up of 30 percent cuteness, 40 percent lovability and 100 percent bork. Plus, it also has water resistance, can float, and is capable of distracting enemy combatants with its cuteness.
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