Wannabe Entrepreneur Tries to Fake Being a Multi-Millionaire, Proves That He's Scammy and Wants to Impress Gold Diggers

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Apr 10, 2023 6:00 PM EDT

These days, it seems like you can't go on any social media platform without having to swerve some 'inspirational' speaker or hype-beast entrepreneur trying to tell you that working 80hour weeks is all a part of "The Grind". These pyramid scheming losers are successful because of brainwashed tactics, over inflated self confidence, and basically faking that they're successful until the facts follow suit. Oe man on Reddit, u/drydrip126, who is presumably a victim to all of the Eddie V's of the world, recently just asked users online for the most cringy advice ever: Is there any way to create a fake account balance to show a false statement with a $10 million dollar balance? With which he follow up–

"I'm not poor or anything I'd just like to look really rich"

Anybody that's ever tried to do the whole 'asking for a friend' bit has some shames to hide here. Naturally, the comment section went off, chastised the man for trying to impress gold digging women and speculating that there's no reason for someone to fake their bank statement unless they were a scammer, a wannabe hustler, or trying to get laid.

After digging deeper into the man's Reddit profile, which includes all of his recent posts onto other subs, it becomes clear that he's the former, desperate to learn the ropes on becoming a true, hustling scam guy. Make there's a business opportunity here?

DryDrip126 asked Reddit if he could fake being a citizenship of multiple countries to cash in on their social services. He asked Reddit if he should make an app that reads you your affirmations while you sleep (creepy). And he even asked the Internet if there was any way that he could PAY successful businessmen to watch them work. Oh yeah and he asked where he could buy prescription opiates.

This weird search history paints a pretty clear picture of what "entrepreneurs" want to do with their careers and it's just downright embarrassing. Capitalism has reached its peak folks.