'James failed to realize that, even on Casual Friday, American flag tank tops still weren't appropriate office attire': Employee spills legendary intern's office antics

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    Font - WOM K. Alex @k_alex_h ... We have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount of confidence to the point of arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount of common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.
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    Font - WOM TUO K. Alex @k_alex_h James failed to realize that, even on Casual Friday, American flag tank tops still weren't appropriate office attire. When we asked him to change, he came back in a tank top and tennis shoes because he thought his flip flops were the issue.
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    Font - WOM K. Alex @k_alex_h James once typed a letter that was supposed to be handwritten in the "Informal Roman" font because he didn't think anyone would notice.
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    Font - WOM TUO ON OF K. Alex @k_alex_h James asked a woman when she was due. When she told him she wasn't pregnant, to avoid an awkward silence, James responded with "Oh. Wow."
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    Font - WOM TUO OH OF K. Alex @k_alex_h James made a pot of coffee with milk instead of water because he didn't know what "coffee with milk" meant.
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    Font - WOM K. Alex @k_alex_h : James isn't allowed to do door-to-door canvassing anymore because he kept asking every house he went to if he could "borrow a beer".
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    Font - WOM TUO OH OF K. Alex @k_alex_h I'm not sure James knows what his major is because he's told me 4 different ones.
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    Font - WOM TUO K. Alex @k_alex_h : To his credit, James has a pretty incredible singing voice. Unfortunately, he's only ever used it for renditions of "Careless Whisper" by George Michaels and Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" with dirty lyrics.
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    Font - TUO K. Alex @k_alex_h James impressed the office by catching 15 cheese puffs in a row in his mouth that someone brought in. He then asked to go home because he forgot he was lactose intolerant.
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    Font - WOM TUO ON OF K. Alex @k_alex_h James has never been to Chipotle because one of his friends convinced hm you have to order in Spanish and he doesn't speak any Spanish.
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    Human body - 11:11 @OkayButLikeWhy I want to know what he said in his interview to get that job
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    Font - Will @foxwiil This thread is hilarious.... James reminds me of Alan from the Hangover movies
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    Font - Sarah Njoki Macharia @SarahMacharia You need to fire your hiring team.
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    Human body - The Real Cold Harted @JonathanHart54 This sounds like somebody I'd wanna work with. Prolly never a dull moment

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