Sometimes you read a revenge story and you're like, "yeah okay whatever." But other times you read a revenge story and it is just *chef's kiss* absolutely picture perfect and you get up and applaud this person who served up such satisfying justice. This is exactly what this straight up queen did!
She posted to Reddit on r/pettyrevenge sharing her most epic story of how she ended a first date gone wrong. She was 18 and lived on the American side of a town bordering Canada. The drinking age in the area of Canada she was near was 18, so when she wanted to drink, she would just go across the border. She was using dating apps and connected with this one guy. He had a nice car and they agreed to ride over the boarder together, get some drinks, and even hit up a casino. The date was going fine in the beginning, but then she was feeling a little too drunk, so she decided she reached her drinking limit. She conveyed this to her date and mention she should probably head back home soon. This entitled man, however, ignored her boundaries, and instead got her one of the most alcoholic cocktails you can order, a Long Island Iced Tea. That's the kind of drink you order when you're trying to get messed up on the cheap and can't shoot a whiskey.
She initially didn't accept the drink for obvious reasons. She told him over and over again she was feeling too drunk already and didn't want to drink more. He did not care, however, and instead kept pressuring her to drink it. Even complained that he already spent the money and she would be forcing him to waste money if she didn't drink it. She tried to hold her ground, but eventually, she just wanted to go home so when he said they'd leave once she finished the drink, she picked up the drink and chugged it.
Oh, she knew what would happen if she chugged a Long Island Iced Tea and she was hoping for it. She got in the car with her belly doing summersaults, but kept her cool. She waited until the were back in the U.S. before she looked this creep straight in the eyes and told him she didn't appreciate him pushing more alcohol on her after she clearly set her boundaries, and then proceeded to BARF ALL OVER HIS PRECIOUS CAR. This man apparently loved his car and wouldn't shut up about it for the entire date. So she made sure to maintain eye contact as best as she could and tell him that this was all his fault and she barfed on the floor, the seat, the vents, the dash, everywhere. She said he either had to take her home, or drop her off somewhere or else she was going to call the cops.
He dropped her off at home and she never heard from him again. It's just… The justice served her just brings a tear to my eye. Hands down, amazing. For all of us who have had to endure crappy dates, we salute you!
Reddit post by u/Rowenasdiadem