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15 High Standard Bougie Chickens Living Their Best Lives After Their Paycheck Increase

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    Beak - Chickens after the price of eggs went up SEX

    We've seen some hilarious memes lately with chickens photoshopped to look like they belong in a high-end fashion magazine. These bougie birds are sporting designer clothes, flashy jewelry, and even sipping champagne. 

    It's like they're trying to show us that they're the real moneymakers now that eggs are worth their weight in gold. We can't help but laugh at these fancy fowls, but let's hope they don't get too carried away and start demanding their own personal chefs and limousines.

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    Bird - Men only want one thing and its absolutely beautiful.

    We've come to the realization that men only want one thing, and it's not what you might think. It's not fancy race cars or fancy gadgets, but rather a chicken coop. Yes, you heard that right. We mean in the economy, fancy race cars and a chicken coop probably costs the same anyway!

    But who can blame them? Fresh eggs every morning and the satisfaction of raising their own flock, it's like a manly version of playing house. So let's embrace this new trend and support our chicken-loving friends. 

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    Photograph - Jenny Azez @AzezJenny The chicken since the price of eggs went up. Hepin DEL er
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    Bird - FORGET THE FLOWERS, TIMES HAVE CHANGED!
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    Jeans - You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about made with mematic
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    Bird - I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
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    Bird - You had me at first dip Chick-fil;&
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    People in nature - POV: Chickens when they see the price of their eggs raise X J@caribbean_slut
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    Bird - Veronica @vipmeetsworld the running chicken meme is so so funny to me cause it's how I am in 90% of situations
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    Bird - "WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DIN..." FINISH THAT SENTENCE. I DARE YOU.
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    Bird - BEHOLD THE FABLED ROOSTAUR AND RECEIVE ITS BLESSING
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