Problematic Pelicans: 16 Of The Most Notorious Criminally-Minded Birds Around
In the ancient days before the dawn of man and their magical farming, animals of all kinds lived together in harmony, nourishing themselves off the bounty of the land. Alas, famine struck, and food became scarce, so the mighty Pelican King sought the aid of a disreputable sorcerer to help his legions of aquatic avians that were in dire need of food.
And so the sorcerer placed a great and powerful magic upon the pelicans and their descendants so that they would be able to eat all manners of weird plants and wacky animals. But with a magic that great, there is always a negative effect, and that is exactly why pelicans (and their little cousins, the seagulls) are never sated, constantly on the quest for more food to guzzle down!
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New restaurant idea: A sushi restaurant that employs pelicans to deliver ultra-fresh fish, right to your table, where a professional sushi chef is waiting to slice and dice it. Vegan? No worries! We'll also have pelicans trained to dig up vegetables!
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Nothing like Australian cuisine!
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Bbbbbad to the bone
This is Phillip. Phillip is wanted in multiple states for multiple 'dine and dash' crimes. Just be happy it's not his cousin Paul, of the notorious Pelican Possy, a gang so dangerous they've been known to eat humans whole.
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And thus the Pelipelicancan was created.
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A pelican chiropractor at work
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Troublemaker
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Yeah, this pelican could 100% eat a child.
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The noble pelican rider
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Weirdddd
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