A Hefty Hodgepodge of Random Memes

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    Carnivore - Honestly, same @kryzazzy
  • 02
    Hairstyle - My husband asking me what I want to do today knowing fully well my answer is going to be a Starbucks/ Homegoods run 34 hobopretty
  • 03
    Lipstick - When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon: TV hd @SUCKMYKICKS U
  • 04
    Font - Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Not sleeping: -look bad -feel bad -lose a day's productivity Sleeping -look good -feel good -productive My brain in bed: This is a tough choice ...
  • 05
    Cartoon - Me on my way home thinking about the hot shower I will take and the food in the fridge I can eat S
  • 06
    Cartoon - Smelling your own fart puts the fart back inside your body Until we meet again
  • 07
    Forehead - Wife: what are you doing this weekend? Me: nothing Also me: Shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that. THE DAD
  • 08
    Sleeve - Dumbledore: Hogwarts is the safest place :) Harry Potter at the end of every school year:
  • 09
    Food - A decision was made here. 85P
  • 10
    Font - El Arroyo I FEEL LIKE MOST OF MY PROBLEMS COULD BE SOLVED W/A SWIM-UP MARGARITA BAR Austin
  • 11
    Cartoon - When the restaurant gives you a toothpick with your receipt eesecake Factory
  • 12
    Mobile phone - How my supervisor has my name saved. in their phone 02-UK4 Probably Calling In home
  • 13
    Organism - BIG MULA @1jiare So my girl almost died 3 fucking times in my apocalypse dream cause she don't FUCKING listen. Now I'm irritated. Phillepe Miller @philmillerz The male version of "you cheated in my dream"
  • 14
    Forehead - When your kids have acted like feral animals all day and you're at your absolute limit, but then you catch yourself watching videos of them on your phone before bed and, holy cow, how is it possible to love them this much?? THE DAD
  • 15
    Food - Find someone who looks at you the way my cat looks at shrimp
  • 16
    Sleeve - When she tryna talk to u after acting crazy
  • 17
    Rectangle - Work: bring something for the potluck but nothing weird. Me: I'll bring a simple cheese board! The cheese board: NOPQRSTUVWX 1234567890 GOOD BYE NO
  • 18
    Outerwear - Watching a 2-hour movie on my computer Watching 4 hours of 10-second videos on my phone instead
  • 19
    Candle - Introverts waiting for the phone to stop ringing so they can go back to what they were doing
  • 20
    Vertebrate - Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help Me: I went to the park today Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that Me *opens coat* this duck
  • 21
    Font - I am a: Man Woman O Full time employee on the clock Looking for: Women Men a car to hit me
  • 22
    Forehead - *opens granola bar wrapper* The granola bar:
  • 23
    Font - Bottom Shelf Vodka Mar 26 Today, a customer asked me how my week went. ●●● *Flashbacks to me eating a whole box of Cheeze Itz, painting my nails black, napping, crying in the gym bathroom, and having a panic attack while listening to Good Charlotte* Oh man, I can't even remember. It was all all such a blur.
  • 24
    Hair - Let me be your ruler Looks like this box is about half a Lorde long.... This is a terrible unit of measurement
  • 25
    Font - 8:01 PM Sorry I was crying lol Its okay so was I Gang gang
  • 26
    Rectangle - me to anyone in my life at any point. Sorry, 1 Didn't Speak To You For 3 Months I don't know what's wrong with me
  • 27
    Forehead - Aunt May and Uncle Ben celebrating 50 years together She's 62 and he's 72
  • 28
    Vehicle - "Hit it bro, the lights gray" வய
  • 29
    Human body - Just overheard someone say 'Life's a walk in the park'. Mate, what park you walking through as mines nearing on Jurassic Park.
  • 30
    Organism - Representational Image A guinea pig named Randy managed to get into the female-only enclosure and impregnate some 100 female guinea pigs.
  • 31
    Felidae - Motivational Speaker: "There's a lion in everybody." The lion in me: I have questions
  • 32
    Product - Why Velma have to have that DUMPTRUCK though 130 1,740 what episode is this 13 please respond 7,639 ♡41 ↑
  • 33
    Dog - THE NEIGHBOR TELLS ME YOU ARE CHASING PEOPLE ON A MOTORCYCLE. HE'S LYING... I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOTORCYCLE
  • 34
    Photograph - Cool shark fact #28 Sharks cannot drive a Ford Taurus

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