The Best Tweets About Bluesky, the Twitter Dupe That Bird App Users Are Desperate to Get On

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Ally Perry • Writer and Editor
Apr 28, 2023 11:00 AM EDT

It's no secret that since Twitter has been owned by Mr. Elon Musk, many of its users have not been happy. Even the most devoted of his fans have to agree that some of the things that have been implemented were not the best of decisions. It's left many pondering the idea of a Twitter alternative, including the dude originally behind the app. Confusingly, Jack Dorsey was one of the biggest investor's in Elon's Twitter purchase, and now he's decided to make a copy of the place. 

It's currently invite-only, meaning that many of the clout-hungry netizens of the bird app are clamoring for access. However, behind it all Bluesky is apparently just like an older version of Twitter, with more limited features. Like, no DMs and no blocking system limited. Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped people talking up a storm about it on its rival site. It's kind of meta, when you think about it.

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  • 01
    Smile - soul nate @MNateShyamalan it's so funny how jack sold his app to someone he knew would ruin it and then just.. made that same exact app again
    via MNateShyamalan
  • 02
    Product - Kashana @kashanacauley Me, having a great time as the last person on Twitter because nobody sent me a bluesky code. O
    via kashanacauley
  • 03
    Font - stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ my biggest conspiracy is that bluesky codes are so hard to come by because Jack wants twitter flooded with tweets asking for codes so peelon can see how desperate we are to get away from him
    via roastmalone_
  • 04
    Font - denesthetic @dennisbhooper If they declared that bluesky was pronounced like brewski it would explode in popularity and destroy this trash heap of a website in a fortnight
    via dennisbhooper
  • 05
    Organism - 10: Anosognosiogenesis @pookle... 2h I hand you a bluesky invite code. As you reach out to take it, you fall down in excruciating pain. Your body snaps and contorts, writhing like wet clay in the hands of an angry artist. The pain vanishes. You rise to unsteady feet to find yourself transformed into a kunekune
    via pookleblinky
  • 06
    Font - Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers It's hard to tell if accounts on Bluesky are really who they call themselves or if someone else scooped the handle first. There should be a kind of verification symbol to designate noteworthy accounts, whose posts and replies could be prioritized accordingly. Grimes @grimes.bsky.social 1521 followers 39 following 7 posts Princess Puck + Follow ...
    via RadishHarmers
  • 07
    Font - Gayest Tone @gayest_tone BlueSky: we have dril Twitter: okay but our chat reaction emojis just randomly became text ( Funny 1 C
    via gayest_tone
  • 08
    Product - I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce These are the new invites. The BlueSky invites. To you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for posters. I'd wish you all good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.
    via HaitianDvorce
  • 09
    Human body - eve6 @Eve6 Bluesky invite codes are the new blue check
    via Eve6
  • 10
    Font - derek @websitehomepage Twitter: you have to enter your social security number to block a verified account called Based Hitler Bluesky: most popular post is "Bluesky is lit!" by Dev@Web.io with 17 likes
    via websitehomepage
  • 11
    Font - S Peter Davis @speterdavis Jack Dorsey's Bluesky reminds me of that Simpsons episode where there was this big social club everyone was in and Homer found out about it and then they made Homer the leader and it sucked so everyone just went and started a new club somewhere else and went there instead DE
    via speterdavis
  • 12
    Font - DEVONTM (real) @Devon_OnEarth (Loudly) Nothing but the main event babey! Posting is so good right now. Twitter forever haha (Leaning in conspiratorially) I swear to god if any of you mother fuckers can get me in to bluesky and have been holding out on me
    via Devon_OnEarth
  • 13
    Font - Nick Moore @nickwritesit Twitter isn't hitting like it used to and I don't have a Bluesky invite yet. Gonnal go start an argument on Nextdoor to fill the gap.
    via nickwritesit
  • 14
    Product - Mike Drucker @Mike Drucker Me waiting for a Bluesky invite from all of my close friends that are real EMERGENCY EXIT
    via MikeDrucker
  • 15
    Smile - Mormon saying "fo shizzle my nizz... @GarlicCorgi "Can I get a blue sky invite" yeah open the door and look up. Stupid.
    via GarlicCorgi
  • 16
    Font - pudding person @JUNIPER unironically how bluesky feels Pr @sunshine.bsky.s.... 7h Lucas Me: JOIN BLUESKY Them: what's is it? Me: NOT TWITTER Them: what's it like? Me: TWITTER Them: GENIUS 17 48 254
    via JUNLPER
  • 17
    Organism - Will Menaker @willmenaker Why I won't join bluesky, mastadon, or other "nice", "nontoxic" social media platforms I thrive off negativity. H
    via willmenaker
  • 18
    Font - Ben Collins @oneunderscore___ Been on BlueSky for hours now and have not been called a pedophile for saying I like sandwiches yet. It's euphoric. Kind of incredible how low the bar is for me to be happy online.
    via oneunderscore_
  • 19
    Font - Internacional Friendship Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman They've gotta capitalize the "s" in "Bluesky" because right now it looks like a Chicago-area euphemism for oral sex.
    via joshgondelman
  • 20
    Product - Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain Every 35 year old today: "I'm on Blue sky lol it's like super chill and low key like hella streamlined"
    via GalaxyPeaBrain
  • 21
    Font - soul nate @MNateShyamalan bluesky seems cool but i wish jack would stop personally replying to my posts to brag about his jet ski soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.s.... 3h who's the billionaire we all bully on here 11 17 20 65 jack @jack.bsky.social 3h . ... It can go over 200 mph and it is really, REALLY fun. Like it's crazy how much fun it is 16 17 36 164 soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.s... 3h posting my first bloog on bluesky (this is what we're calling them now, sorry!) 12 174 32 . 000
    via MNateShyamalan
  • 22
    Font - your himbo boyfriend @swolecialism Look the bluesky vs Mastodon thing is simple. Mastodon is free and open source software full of earnest, well meaning people talking about things politely. The first post i saw on bluesky was someone doing a juul pod summoning circle for egirls and they're calling posts "skeets"
    via swolecialism

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