Welcome to Birbverly Hills, where the most fabulous parrots in the whole of Birblandia live! Tonight we're going to take a peek into the lives of the 'Party Parrots', a group of bizarre birds who take partying to a whole other level, sometimes keeping the party going for days on end! Of course, they then crash and end up napping in their bird baths for a minimum of two days.
We're hoping to learn their secret to keeping these birdtacular parties going for so long, as well as getting some deep insight into their daily lives when not partying if they do ever stop. I'm Terry Toucan, for the Bird Broadcasting Company, about to party it up with the party parrots, hopefully, you will all be seeing me again soon.
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