25 Iconic tweets that belong in the internet hall of fame

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    Tap - my bf used to use dawn dish soap as body wash and he said "if it's good enough to clean ducks, it's good enough to clean me" Chase @chaselyons Dec 15, 2019 shower time DAWN
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    Font - Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane The fact that people used to deliver pizzas before GPS is so absurd to me. People were really calling up a pizzeria like "I want a large pizza delivered in 30 minutes. I'm going to give you a house number, and a random street name. Good ing luck." fl
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    Smile - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 My kid got invited to a birthday party and I don't like that kid's mom sol bought a musical instrument set that includes a drum, a recorder, and a harmonica. I'll see you in hell, Bethany.
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    Organism - Kevin McCaffrey @Kevin McCaff Health insurance is cool cuz you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing & then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more
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    We wish online sellers would learn this lesson already

    Organism - Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo L Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.
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    Head - Let Me Play Joe Matt @GrahamSig That last arrested development season was pretty bad but I still laugh thinking of this cut that is supposed to be seconds after the previous season ended but can't mask the 6 years production gap 1:21 PM from Earth 1M Views 1,581 Retweets 90 Quotes
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    The dog said "Bet"

    Font - madeline odent @oldenoughtosay ohhhhh my GOD I just told the dog "hey we'll go for a walk once the baby's awake, okay?" and she looked at me, ran upstairs, stuck her head in the nursery, and HOWLED 12:56 PM from Earth 4.2M Views ... . 8,630 Retweets 468 Quotes
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    Danger shake, anyone?

    Font - balls (annihilator of twinks) @alloenzyme I feel like one of these would kill a European Chocolate Oreo® Shake - Large BR OREO Shake Chocolate 8:11 AM 373 Retweets 730 Quotes . Nutrition Facts Serving Size 1 Serving (32 fl oz) Amount Per Serving Calories 2600 Calories from Fat 1220 % Daily Value* Total Fat 135g Saturated Fat 59g Trans Fat 2.5g Cholesterol 185mg Sodium 1770mg Total Carbohydrates 333g from Earth 1.1M Views Dietary Fiber 13g Sugar 263g Protein 38g Vitamin A Vitamin C Calcium
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    C'est la vie

    Font - Alison @American Hussy You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Diablo on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 39 years old. The year is 2023. 7:08 PM from Earth.965K Views 1,606 Retweets 86 Quotes
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    Computer - છું. @theemare Tom "The Pain Sponge" Wambsg.... 2d Crabmeat isn't worth the hassle it takes to eat crab. Show this thread 12:41 PM from Earth 8.4M Views 25.8K Retweets 297 Quotes ...
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    Jaw - why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday? Bk. @ShareBoks Imagine celebrating the day when all my problems started.
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    This person thought they were soooo extra clever, but they did make a fine dessert nevertheless

    Food - Not everyone will get this 3. $27 9295 リムル * we all get it. Rece
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    Font - rebekah entralgo fernández @rebekahentralgo Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting) I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)
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    Font - Laurazepam @andlikelaura getting older is spending hours googling things like, "best pillow side sleeper acid reflux"
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    Font - jon drake @DrakeGatsby Augustana made Boston sound like a magical place full of hope and the first time I went there somebody threw an iced coffee at me from a passing car
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    Font - Lotty Earns @lottyburns You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it? ChrisPianity @ChrisPurchase Yes. Why wouldn't I want $150,000
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    Font - mark @TheCatWhisprer DATING: i can't believe we have so much in common MARRIAGE: please don't watch your stuff under my netflix profile :
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    This was seating for elites only

    Chair - MICKEY @mmiicckkkeeyyy Some childhood pleasures have no explanation 8:30 AM Twitter for iPhone 2,423 Retweets 183 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes ...
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    Font - Laura Marie @Imegordon Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
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    True love is blind

    Font - Andrea Stewart @AndreaGStewart We have a couple Star Wars kids' books, and my 19-month-old daughter has decided she has a favorite character. She kisses his face on the page when she sees him and was BEYOND delighted when we showed her some clips from the movies with him in it. It's Jabba. Jabba the Hutt.
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    Do not disturb

    Organism - Mallory Tisdale. @prinxsass How do people stay in the house ALL day? de Westbank Trey @Trey VsTrumaine All my stuff is there and I don't like people.
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    'Your lawn sure "looks" nice, Jan'

    Rectangle - Bread Savage @papasuncle Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks. "Congrats" on your baby. Congrats on "your" baby. Congrats on your "baby".
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    My chin hurts just looking at this photo

    Rectangle - The amount of times this gave me the MEMES cleanest uppercut after pushing it underwater was a joke
  • 24

    Incredibly iconic move

    Shirt - I noticed there was a blank wall at so I decided to make this McDonald's fake poster of me and my friend and put it up. It's been there for 51 days. ADULIN M ni no smo
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    This neighbor believes in tempting fate

    Font - B @barbarikkizzle ... Fanciest house on our street (by a mile) put a note in all our letterboxes asking us to be very quiet from 2pm today for a backyard wedding and tbh I'm in awe of my neighbour who whipped out the lawnmower at 2pm on the dot.

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