36 Vintage Fine Art Memes That Perfectly Capture the Pain of Poorly Phrased Pickup Lines

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    Flower - Young Girl Texting in Party back in 1840
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    Flowerpot - When you're not ready for a baby so you get a puppy to see if you can handle some responsibility
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    Dress - But my heart is big von I can't ride a heart HOLO
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    Dress - I love you 10 times more than you love me 10 x0=0
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    Hair - When your ex says "I love you" CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartinemes
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    Flash photography - My friend thinks you're cute I'm the friend Which friend?
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    Plant - But Lisa, you know I am straight So is spaghetti until it gets wet
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    Hat - Hey I saw you liked that meme I shared, are you single? CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes B. Wolte
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    Sleeve - I think he's starting to lose interest Send him a meme
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    Musical instrument - WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS YOU BLOW TO MAKE A WISH? SUGAR DADDIES?!
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    Dress - Why are you being so nice to me lately? You're just being a lot nicer than usual What do you mean? SSICAL facebook.com/c I can punch you in the face if it will help w Bontour
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    Human - Susan, you're the only one who understands me Yeah but it doesn't mean I care
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    Cheek - When her profile picture doesn't match real life
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    Footwear - So what's your idea of a perfect date? DD/MM/YYYY I find other formats a bit confusing
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    Forehead - When all your friends are getting married but you're still just deleting and reinstalling Tinder and you'll probably die alone 10
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    Plant - When you're a hopeless romantic and he seems different to the others
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    Art - Are you taken? Yeah, taken for granted
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    Shoulder - Undress me with your words! There's a spider in your panties
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    Fashion - You take my breath away, Richard It's been happening a lot lately so you must be doing something right Wow, that's new for me Either that or you have undiagnosed asthma
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    Flash photography - I'm leaving you Thomas and I'm taking the baby with me facebook.com/classicalartmemes Thank you
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    Hairstyle - I like a guy who's in touch with his feminine side facebook.com/classicalartmemes *thinking of something to impress her* I'm on my period.
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    Water - Your boat looked bigger in your profile picture
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    Dress - Would you date yourself? No, I deserve better
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    Art - I love you I love you so much Thank you Thank you so much
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    Wheel - When you finally find your perfect man who just so happens to be an old millionaire with a heart condition
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    Human - When you slept with him because he said he was in a band but he lied, he just owns a guitar b
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    Hair - When you promised him a birthday "treat" but you're really not into it CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes
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    Plant - When you show too much interest in someone and they run away CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes
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    Forehead - Are you a top or a bottom? I'm a burden
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    Textile - Me getting hurt again but used to it W
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    Smile - When your toxic ex is finally out of your life BOLANA VXOR B STE PARRE
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    Human - Trynna figure out what she meant when she said "fine"
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    Eye - When you get catfished but you drove too far not to fu- amicably end the marriage without consummating it, providing her with two houses and a generous allowance fb.com/clacci
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    Organism - Me showing my long-suffering bestie my list of demands for a relationship and then who complaining that I can't find anyone meets my standards 伽及期油华士月七日 出生故未正義 伍小林合次郎 楊渺周延著 TT 天喜報平安。 張更春举出 萧令你拿 汨海風家 中国 6722 117 Baw 461
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    Facial expression - Excuse me, you- Good for you, you're standing on my foot, could you move please? I have a boyfriend
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    Dress - "Studies show you meet your soul mate before the age of 35" Me: fb.com/classicalartmemes

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