'I burped in my manager's face': 20 embarrassing things people did in front of their bosses and crushes

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    Font - r/AskReddit. Posted by u/Klutzy-Hippo402 1 day ago A What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to someone you were trying to impress?
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    Font - Creative-Ad5487 - 1 day ago I once attempted to impress someone with my extensive knowledge of ancient civilizations, but accidentally referred to the Aztecs as the 'Avocados.' 5.4k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - BurghFinsFan 1 day ago Was wrestling with a friend and we fell on and broke a Foosball table. My crush walked in the room and I said with a stupid smile, "I did that She left without a word. 3.7k Reply Share
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    Font - Imaginary-Eye1569. 1 day ago At one meeting I tried to utter a pick-up line, but it ended up sounding like a malfunctioning robot: "Do you have Wi- Fi? Because I feel a strong connection! 3.0k Reply Share
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    Smile - Mrlightyboy 1 day ago I can do a Kickflip, then proceed to elegantly snap my ankle 2.8k Reply Share
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    Rectangle - Radiants_Table 1 day ago I was getting to know a girl once. She said "I'm a librarian". I said "I'm a Capricorn". 2.8k Reply Share
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    Font - throwitawaybongybong. 1 day ago I didn't say anything. When I get nervous, I tend to burp a tiny bit uncontrollably. I burped in my manager's face. 2.7k Reply Share
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    Font - Glee Aspirant 1 day ago Had a friend I was infatuated with. I used to correct her for every grammatical mistake she made in her English (both of us are non- native English speakers). I was young and socially awkward and never realised how opposite the effect of it really was. 2.1k Reply Share
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    Font - Sea-Inside2677 - 1 day ago While on a semi date, said I was presbyterian when asked if I ate fish. He looked confused. I meant to say pescatarian. 2.0k Reply Share
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    Font - . skam_skins 1 day ago. edited 1 day ago Kissed a girl for the first time when I was 13, something prompted me to say "average" and she loathed me for the rest of the academic year. Cut to 6 years later I matched with her on bumble. We met, we and she looked me dead in the eye and said "average". She is my bestfriend now. 17.4k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - Ok-Fudge8848 - 1 day ago I did once (truthfully) tell a girl from Austria that I didn't know what the capital of Austria was - which wouldn't be too embarrassing, except that I was wearing a t- shirt which said 'Vienna Rocks" on it at the time. She thought I was joking. 16.8k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - inexistences 1 day ago . When my dad was a kid, he tried to impress an older lady. She had asked him what he was studying, and he confidently told her "Latin". She seemed really impressed by this, so she asked him to speak a bit of Latin to her. He knew one word, and created a bunch of other words around it that sounded Latin-ish. She frowned and told him it was a bad thing to lie. Her job? Latin teacher. 16.2k Reply Share
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    Font - SuvenPan 1 day ago edited 1 day ago One day I went to my boss's chamber and saw his arm in a cast. I wanted to say something sympathetic and score some brownie points but what I said was "sir, your arm is broken". He looked at me and said "I know". 13.4k Reply Share
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    Font - DM_ME_CHARMANDERS. 1 day ago edited 19 hr. ago Not embarrassing thing said but when I was first dating my now wife i set fire to the restaurant and some random guy at the table next to me put it out. So I bought him a drink to say thanks and spilled it on his date.
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    Font - Annie_Brand 1 day ago . My university boyfriend invited me to meet his friends at a house party. His friends were known to be quite judgmental and historically not nice to their friends' girlfriends. I was so nervous on the way in the car, so my boyfriend kept telling me to just try and spend some time with a guy called Johan (the nicest one of the bunch). As we pulled up, one of the friends came out to the car and my boyfriend said: "That's Johan. Talk to him." I got out, extended my han
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    Font - o PancakesandScotch 1 day ago edited 15 hr. ago Went to Warped Tour, they had a contest to submit a photo and the winner got to meet one of the bands. Took a sick shot with my blackberry, submitted it in its low resolution glory and won somehow. Honestly had no idea who the band was, but I met them, got a signed poster, shook all their hands. Then I said "you guys were awesome, great show". Singer said "well, we haven't played yet so..." Edit: did some digging, it was Warped Tour '06 and
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    Font - Ladon1949 1 day ago Was on an airplane years ago with my girlfriend and her parents. My girlfriend couldn't get a seat next to me and sat directly behind me. During the flight I thought I would surprise her and reached me hand back onto her knee. Slowly I kept extending it up her thigh until I heard giggling. Looked behind through the seats and saw that my hand was on the leg of the guy next to her. He saw my face and said, "I just wanted to see how far you'd go." Of course my girlfriend
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    Font - Naca-7 1 day ago edited 1 day ago I told a musician I like that I liked a specific song. It was not his song. 11.5k Reply Share
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    Font - LGBecca 1 day ago edited 16 hr. ago I was around 15, going through the receiving line at my cousin's wedding. This was my first "grown up" wedding and I wanted to act it. As I hugged my cousin I blurted out "I'm so excited to be here! The last wedding I was at was your first one!" That has echoed in my head for 30 years. E: This was my cousin's second wedding. The groom's first. 9.8k Reply Share
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    Rectangle - DaPanda21919. 1 day ago Not trying to date someone, but my first job interview, i got a question that was: 'describe yourself in 3 words.' My literally said 'lazy'. Somehow still got the job 6.5k Reply Share
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    Font - Sonnyboy1990. 1 day ago . edited 1 day ago Trying to lie about my age. Her: "You're too young, how old are you?" Me: "I..eh um..I'm like 20 or 21 I am." As the Sentence left my mouth I realised how ridiculous I had just sounded. For clarification, I was 17 and absolutely hammered at the time. ↑ 6.0k Reply Share

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