Zoo Gives Their Animals Ratings And It Is The Best Thing You’ll This Week

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Jun 21, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

Hello hello! Testing- 1, 2, 1, 2. Calling all animal enthusiasts! Get ready for a wild and entertaining adventure with our special treat curated with lots of love for our favorite animal friends. You know, the way someone treats animals says a lot about their character. Kindness and affection towards the animals we share this planet with reveal the goodness in a person's heart, while cruelty reflects the opposite.

Now, let's talk about zoos. It's a topic that often leaves people torn. On one hand, zoos allow us to get up close and personal with the animals we adore, witnessing their beauty firsthand. It's a chance to learn, appreciate, and connect with these fascinating creatures. But, on the other hand, some argue that confining animals for our entertainment is a tad selfish. After all, they are meant to roam free in the wild. The Oregon Zoo has discovered a delightful way to win hearts: animal reviews! Yes, you heard it right. These reviews are not only heartwarming but also hilariously cute. So, scroll down and get ready for a laughter-filled journey as we dive into the amusing world of animal reviews at the Oregon Zoo. The #rateaspecies trend is one that shant be missed.

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    Green - Slartibartfast @shtoopy Follow very unsatisfied with the shipping. I ordered a frog and what I got was this big melted pile. #rateaspecies <
    via @shtoopy
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    Organism - Rick Schwartz, @ZookeeperRick 2/5 stars only. The description stated it was a mammal. Upon arrival this echidna laid an egg. A baby hatched out, that I later found out is called a puggle. I swear if I wanted more Harry Potter Fantastic Beasts I would by another book! #rateaspecies Follow
    via @ZookeeperRick
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    Organism - Tyger @TygerWDR Follow NOT WHAT I ORDERED I ordered a duck, otter, and beaver bundle apparently there was some kind of freak accident in shipping or something. Contacted shipper, they claim no error. Bad seller. NEVER BUYING AGAIN! #rateaspecies
    via @TygerWDR
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    Puffin - Clark DeHart @ClarkDeHart Follow Do not approach if you have a fear of clowns. Has better eyeliner than your girl ever will. Maybe it's natural, maybe it's Maybelline? Rocket powered and semi- aquatic. Would win a "how many fish can you fit in your mouth" contest. #rateaspecies
    via @ClarkDeHart
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    Vertebrate - Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo Follow SO GOOD Came with super cute case. Not the fastest but outlasts every comparable unit. Retractable accessories. Dropped into a pond and still works perfectly #rateaspecies
    via @OregonZoo
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    Felidae - CA AcademyOfSciences > @calacademy Follow NOT AS EXPECTED Color not as shown (not even CLOSE!!!), supposed to be predator but just sits on heated rock all day and let turtles walk all over him (if ambush predators are so different you should tell people) also missing one toe??? #rateaspecies
    via @calacademy
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    Organism - Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq Follow A TOUR DE FORCE Simply superlative. Disruptive design. Inspired mechanical engineering. Invented its own niche with seamless software/hardware integration. Absolute head-turner and conversation starter. Sorry, no headphone jack: the future is here. #rateaspecies
    via @MontereyAq
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    Bird - Katherine O'Reilly @DrKatfish Follow Pleasantly surprised. Thought I had ordered a Roomba, but this did an excellent job of cleaning up my ecosystem. Only downside is the projectile vomiting. Overall 5 stars, would drunkenly purchase again. #rateaspecies Glen Bartle/Audubon Fird Grade
    via @DrKatfish
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    Vertebrate - Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo Follow FIRST IMPRESSIONS Overall very good first impressions. Sturdy built, totally winter-ready and waterproof. Only comes in brown but that's actually a plus for me. #rateaspecies
    via @OregonZoo
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    Water - Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq Follow otter be 4 stars but ok first of all i'm very satisfied much improved over river edition. extremely warm insulation which adds buoyancy. if u like kelp the UrchinCrusher+ is a must on coastal trips. minus one star because it's actually a weasel lol?! #rateaspecies
    via @MontereyAq
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    Red panda - 40 Minnesota Zoo MN ZOO @mnzoo Follow We're a FANDA of the red panda. Low maintenance. Self cleaning. Extra fluff included. #rateaspecies
    via @mnzoo
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    Organism - Ina Reichel @inareichel Follow Was so excited to get the only marsupial from North America. Sadly mine is defective. It pretends to be dead frequently. #rateaspecies
    via @inareichel
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    Bird - cience New England Aquarium @NEAQ Follow BEST DRESSED Dapper styling, sick dance moves, occasional fish breath. Definitely performs better in groups. #rateaspecies
    via @NEAQ
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    Water - Tyger @TygerWDR Follow ★ If you can overlook the inherent "squeaky toy" sounds and slight musk, you'll love their "boopable" snoot, playful demeanor, and their ability to find the best table at the all you can catch sushi buffet #rateaspecies
    via @TygerWDR
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    Organism - Tennessee Aquarium @TNAquarium Follow Exceeds expectations! Very cute marsupial IMHO - and the only one found in the US! Curious if negative reviewers know about the benefits to the eco-system? #rateaspecies
    via @TNAquarium
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    Water - PRINCE WHALES Prince of Whales @Whale_Sightings Follow Stylish exterior, available worldwide, waterproof. Did NOT live up to the quantity of killing anticipated, impossible to get just one, always in groups. Compatibility with 10+ other models/ecotypes remains unknown. Would not recommend in captivity #rateaspecies
    via @Whale_Sightings
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    Head - Wildlife in Need @WildlifelnNeed1 Follow ✰✰✰✰✰ Cuter than advertised, purrs perfectly, sticks to any surface, and came with a spare. #rateaspecies
    via @WildlifelnNeed1
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    Cat - Animal Wellness Center in Bellevue @AWCBellevue Follow #rateaspecies Requires a lot of down time to recharge, but is very active once you get it going. This is the Turkish Van model, sturdy and pretty reliable. Makes a lot of noise if you are not in the room, but this also lets you know when to refuel it.
    via @AWCBellevue
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    Organism - NAKATE (GR Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Ga... @LAZoo Follow ★★ A+ VINTAGE ROADSTER Despite few major design updates since the Ice Age, a worthy investment for current and future aficionados. Oxygen-processing and sustained land speed unparalleled. Extremely rare, though hopefully not for long. #rateaspecies
    via @LAZoo
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    Eye - WASSE PARK Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo Follow POUNCE ON THIS ONE Started out small but got stretched out over time. Still, even after heavy use in all weather, very tough, very hardy. #rateaspecies
    via @woodlandparkzoo
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    Bird - Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo Follow YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality A+. No distortion at full volume but bass is a little weak. Top rotates which is a plus. #rateaspecies K
    via @OregonZoo
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    Plant - CA AcademyOfSciences @calacademy Follow ★ BROKEN Anyone who says otherwise didn't read the instructions. A+ globiform, not supposed to swim well just look cute, does as promised. #rateaspecies THESE FISH ARE NOT
    via @calacademy
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    Plant - Josh's Frogs @JoshsFrogs Follow VERY HAPPY Not to be confused with a smiling leaf. Very bouncy and keeps cricket population under control. Offers eye antennas for improved smile signal. #rateaspecies
    via @JoshsFrogs
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    Nature - Ben Fewkes @psycocat Follow LATE SHIPMATE AND WRONG SIZE Ordered a mobile home off the internet and not only was the shipment late, but it is the wrong size and already has a tenant who claims to have a life time renter's clause in their agreement. Cornu aspersum #rateaspecies FOR S
    via @psycocat
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    Flower - Tyger @TygerWDR Follow CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT! Great for flowers and plants! Can create it's own living space with A/C and communications. Provides own sports gel for energy. May in fact run the Illuminati. #rateaspecies
    via @TygerWDR
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    Plant - Scott Clark @scott_clark_pix Follow [NO STARS] ORDER NOT RECEIVED. I wanted a pair of walkingsticks for our next hike. When the box arrived, all I got was this pile of plant material. #rateaspecies
    via @scott_clark_pix
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    Black-footed ferret - Tyger @TygerWDR Follow CAT/SNAKE HYBRID Extremely musky. 5/6 ends sharp and pointy. Handles like a furry noodle. But fantastic for taking care of unwanted prairie dogs along your property. #rateaspecies
    via @TygerWDR
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    Head - Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo Follow SO MUCH FUN Cuts through the water like butter. Not great for white water but perfect for lakes, ponds, etc. Set-up is easy and it won't flip. Variable speed. No mount for GoPro. #rateaspecies
    via @OregonZoo
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    Vertebrate - GRAMALE Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Ga... ZOO @LAZOO Follow ★ MOSTLY HARMLESS A+ excellent sleeper, perfectly content to sleep for 20+ hours in a day. Best to avoid during waking hours. #rateaspecies
    via @LAZOO
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    Organism - Wasses PARK Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo Follow ✰✰✰MISLABELED Warning. Not as labeled. This is a straight up bear. Not a sloth. Not a sloth/bear hybrid. Very good quality bear, as long as you know what you're getting into. #rateaspecies
    via @woodlandparkzoo
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    Carnivore - Tyger @TygerWDR Follow GREAT FOR FISHING Extremely luxurious exterior hides a strong & sturdy frame. Extreme traction on a 4x4 drivetrain for all terrain grip. Overengineered but a solid unit for outdoor excursions. Can run on peanut butter but not recommended. #rateaspecies
    via @TygerWDR

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