Everybody likes their hamburger prepared in a different way. When I was a kid, I would order every burger with only pickles on it. No ketchup, mustard, or anything else was welcome on that sandwich. I thought that pickles were the only topping I could possibly stomach, but I would eventually prove myself wrong by adding onions to the equation. Basically, I was eating the stinkiest burgers imaginable without lettuce and tomato to soften the blow. Luckily, I wasn't in that phase too long. One time I ate a burger with all of the toppings on it at a Sonic drive-in, and the rest is history.
Burgers are a delicious American delicacy, and I'm sick of pretending they're anything less. You can get the cheapest burger or the most expensive burger in the world, and you're bound to have a good time. If you can has cheezburgers, these burger memes will rock your world.