25 Snicker-Worthy and Sincere Memes for Married Couples Keeping It Real

Advertisement
  • 01
    Eyelash - Husband: Do you feel like going out tonight? Me who's already taken my bra off: towych
  • 02
    Outerwear - Me leaving a dish in the sink: I'll get to it later, no biggie. Me when my husband leaves a dish in the sink: CANCI NOT
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 03
    Font - Me: I cleaned today so we're ordering take out tonight. Husband: Why? Me: I'll be taking no more questions at this time.
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 04
    Smile - Me: and then I told him I was just running to Target really quickly
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 05
    Font - How can my husband not know I'm angry at him when I've told him I'm not angry at least ten times now?
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 06
    Eyebrow - Husband: What's wrong? Me staring holes in the side of his head: Nothing.
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 07
    Forehead - Me watching my husband do something around the house without me having to ask
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 08
    Facial expression - Husband: watching you struggle through small talk is the best part of family gatherings. Me: Glad you enjoyed it. Now excuse me, I have to go unscrew my smile.
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 09
    Font - My husband lost a bet and has to wash the dishes for a month, and I just got a credit card alert that someone just spent $200 at Costco. If that man walks in the door with $200 of paper goods, I'm making it 2 months.
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 10
    Smile - Him: why don't you slip into something more comfortable. Me: I thought you'd never ask...
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 11
    Forehead - Husband: You have so many complaints. Me: You do so many things wrong.
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 12
    Handwriting - Husband: *texting me* Any chance we can skip that dinner party tonight? Me: *already in my pajamas* If that's what you really want.
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 13
    Forehead - Husband: *using 87 dishes and leaving crumbs all over the counter* Me who just deep cleaned the kitchen: 20 f
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 14
    Clothing - My husband: Minding his own business. Me: Could you just not breathe?
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 15
    Font - My husband's favorite snack while we watch tv is whatever makes the most noise, apparently.
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 16
    Font - I asked my husband for help picking up before company gets here so naturally he's out replacing the sprinkler heads
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 17
    Eyebrow - Husband: Complaining about our grocery spending. Me knowing he's never shopped a whole week of groceries:
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 18
    Forehead - Me to my husband: I am NoT judgy. Also me watching him clean, eat, sleep, leave his crap around the house:
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 19
    Tableware - Husband: What can I do to make it better? Wife: Do it right the first time.
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 20
    Sleeve - Husband: I thought we agreed to cut down on our online purchases this month? Me: THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 21
    Font - Emojis wives REALLY need: - Yes I did f king tell you that. - Just f cking apologize already. - Then just go ask your f king mom to do it. - I have a fi king headache. It's right in front of your fuking face. - No I don't know what the fuck is for dinner. -
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 22
    Clothing - Me: I am a delightful, easy-going person! My husband:
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 23
    Sports uniform - Me when I move heavy furniture across the house without my husband's help 12
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 24
    Nose - My husband: Offers a perfectly reasonable solution to a problem. Me, who was just trying to vent:
    via oneawkwardmom
  • 25
    Font - LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room. I'm sitting right next to the dog.
    via oneawkwardmom

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article