25 Snicker-Worthy and Sincere Memes for Married Couples Keeping It Real

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    Eyelash - Husband: Do you feel like going out tonight? Me who's already taken my bra off: towych
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    Outerwear - Me leaving a dish in the sink: I'll get to it later, no biggie. Me when my husband leaves a dish in the sink: CANCI NOT
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    Font - Me: I cleaned today so we're ordering take out tonight. Husband: Why? Me: I'll be taking no more questions at this time.
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    Smile - Me: and then I told him I was just running to Target really quickly
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    Font - How can my husband not know I'm angry at him when I've told him I'm not angry at least ten times now?
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    Eyebrow - Husband: What's wrong? Me staring holes in the side of his head: Nothing.
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    Forehead - Me watching my husband do something around the house without me having to ask
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    Facial expression - Husband: watching you struggle through small talk is the best part of family gatherings. Me: Glad you enjoyed it. Now excuse me, I have to go unscrew my smile.
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    Font - My husband lost a bet and has to wash the dishes for a month, and I just got a credit card alert that someone just spent $200 at Costco. If that man walks in the door with $200 of paper goods, I'm making it 2 months.
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    Smile - Him: why don't you slip into something more comfortable. Me: I thought you'd never ask...
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    Forehead - Husband: You have so many complaints. Me: You do so many things wrong.
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    Handwriting - Husband: *texting me* Any chance we can skip that dinner party tonight? Me: *already in my pajamas* If that's what you really want.
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    Forehead - Husband: *using 87 dishes and leaving crumbs all over the counter* Me who just deep cleaned the kitchen: 20 f
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    Clothing - My husband: Minding his own business. Me: Could you just not breathe?
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    Font - My husband's favorite snack while we watch tv is whatever makes the most noise, apparently.
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    Font - I asked my husband for help picking up before company gets here so naturally he's out replacing the sprinkler heads
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    Eyebrow - Husband: Complaining about our grocery spending. Me knowing he's never shopped a whole week of groceries:
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    Forehead - Me to my husband: I am NoT judgy. Also me watching him clean, eat, sleep, leave his crap around the house:
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    Tableware - Husband: What can I do to make it better? Wife: Do it right the first time.
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    Sleeve - Husband: I thought we agreed to cut down on our online purchases this month? Me: THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
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    Font - Emojis wives REALLY need: - Yes I did f king tell you that. - Just f cking apologize already. - Then just go ask your f king mom to do it. - I have a fi king headache. It's right in front of your fuking face. - No I don't know what the fuck is for dinner. -
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    Clothing - Me: I am a delightful, easy-going person! My husband:
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    Sports uniform - Me when I move heavy furniture across the house without my husband's help 12
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    Nose - My husband: Offers a perfectly reasonable solution to a problem. Me, who was just trying to vent:
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    Font - LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room. I'm sitting right next to the dog.

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