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Linkedin Loser Gets Rejected in Public After Corporate-Stalking a Woman, Hilarity Ensues in the Comments

What ever happened to just asking for a girl's number? Nowadays, single men are so fixated on the complexities of Internet personas, that when they're faced with an attractive female in public, they insist on cyber-stalking them in lieu of actually speaking to their face. It's certainly a turn off to have a man's opening line be related to your social media pages and that's exactly what happened to one woman, while she was waiting for her flight at an airport. OP saw the man approach her with her Linkedin profile open on his phone, fervently asking if this was her or not as a way of trying to connect, but the woman wasn't having it. Scroll for the full story on how this Linkedin lunatic corporate-stalked a woman instead of striking up a regular conversation, immediately showing all of his red flags and giving the woman the ick. 

For more stories of real people, check out these two 25 year old besties who decided to give up drinking, finding a whole slew of fun activities that have nothing to do with booze. 

Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer
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