'It is the worst job I ever had': Dude gets calculated revenge by giving cheating girlfriend's new boyfriend his terrible job and dingy apartment

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    Font - Want my girlfriend? Threaten me? Take my whole soy life. I had a girlfriend. We were bad for each other, and unsurprisingly she was cheating on me. I found out in a rather dramatic way and had a full on mental breakdown. Dude who she was cheating with had been fed a bunch of lies to keep him from talking to me and he started threatening me with violence. Long story short, we broke up, she moved out of our place and into his place, I started therapy.
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    Font - A few months goes by and I realize in therapy that I wasn't just busted up about my exgf but also my whole life. I decided to find a new job, a new place to live, everything. Got the ball rolling and the day I got my new job offer I saw an email come in to our jobs@ inbox at the company I was working for. I recognize the name as the guy who was threatening me, and now living with my cheating ex. So I referred him to my boss. Talked about how he was great, I'd only heard good things, and h
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    Font - Dude comes in for an interview, I'm on the panel. When we're in the room together alone he's like "dude, I'm sorry bro for all of the things I said, thank you so much for helping me out." I say "no sweat, she always had good things to say about you and I know that she had a good picker, after all she chose both of us" and we chuckled like polite people. He actually does ok in the interview and gets the job.
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    Font - That job was a shitshow. I'm not exaggerating when I say that it is the worst job I ever had. The place that I was moving to was paying twice for a third of the work. I was so relieved to be leaving.
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    Font - When I moved out of my place a month later my landlord asked if I knew anyone who was looking. Gave her the guys phone number. That apartment was charming as fOwhen you first see it but was similarly absolute trash but you didn't know that until you were living there. My buddy from my old job told me he got the call for it at work and jumped on it. So I knew he had my old shojob, my old sho place, and my old cheating girlfriend.
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    Art - I hope he enjoyed my life more than I did, but somehow I doubt it. I do know that they broke up about two months later.
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    Font - US_invading_iraq - 1 day ago Imagine 20 years later he thanked you for all the great things you helped turn his life around with 2.9k Reply Share
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    Font - Kostonautti 23 hr. ago. edited 18 hr. ago 4 2 & 7 More Maybe this is a Groundhog day type of a scenario? Men rotating the same girlfriend, the same job, and the same apartment to the next poor bugger? Edit: Please don't spend money on Reddit awards. It's silly and does literally nothing. Reply Share 1.5k
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    Font - boston_shua 21 hr. ago Groundhog Day 2: Eskimo Brothers Boogaloo 505 Reply Share The JoePilato 18 hr. ago We don't use that term any more. Now it's Tunnel Buddies 168 Reply Share ●●●
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    Product - mycatisdoingmyheadin +1. 1 day ago You didn't just give him your sloppy seconds girlfriend...you gave him your sloppy seconds LIFE and went on to slay! I feel like you undersold the epicness of this by posting under mere "petty revenge" Well done dude!! 3.3k Reply Share Masterofnone9. 1 day ago I wish this was made into a country song called "Sloppy Seconds" ●●●
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    Font - NightLightBright808 1 day ago This is the best petty revenge story I've read on Reddit. Bravo sir!!! 480 Reply Share somedog77 1 day ago ● it is a good one, well done OP 37 Reply Share
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    Font - NonsenseImFine +1 1 day ago Good job. My first wife was frog a guy 2 days after I kicked her out (loaded her s in a storage cube, etc). Told her new 'man' the storage cube location, and gave him the 300 bill for it (300 in 1989 was real money.) 216 Also, her car was in my name, so no car for her! Reply Share
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    Font - esepinchelimon - 1 day ago Let me guess, she cheated on him too lol 80 Reply Share hiyabankranger OP 1 day ago I don't know, probably. She was bipolar and a compulsive liar. I'm sure him signing a lease on our old apartment that we both hated without consulting her probably contributed. 186 Reply Share ●●●
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    Font - False_Risk296 I'm surprised you referred his application to your boss. 262 +2. 1 day ago Reply Share hiyabankranger OP 1 day ago 548 I hated my job so much it felt like the least I could do. Reply Share
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    Font - Due_Smoke5730 - 1 day ago This so Weird (capital W). But pretty cool. Wow. I hope your new life is amazing! Don't forget the only REAL change is inside yourself. Keep on being brilliant OP. 36 Reply Share
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    Font - obietampon +1 1 day ago This is beautiful 10 Reply Share
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    Font - OkGift4996 1 day ago ● Glad you posted this. So many people are scared of change but often it is exactly what is needed to revitalise your life. Sometimes taking a chance is all you need to bring happiness. ↑ 14 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - hiyabankranger OP. 1 day ago I spent a lot of years in therapy after this, a lot of time considering what I wanted from life and the people I choose to be with. Without her, a lot of that might not have happened or may have happened after I spent a lot more time on that dark path. I kinda wish I could thank her for that now TBH.
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    Font - But the most important thing I learned is one of those obvious lessons that people say all the time but you kinda have to get to on your own: you can't change what the world throws at you, you can only change how you choose to react to it.
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    Font - NGL my first instinct was to retreat into all. Essentially that was the same thing that got me there in the first place but I didn't see the irony at first. I did do some of that, but then I realized that as "romantic" as drinking myself into an early grave would be, waking up happy with who I am was something I'd never tried before. It took many years to get there but when I did it was truly magical.
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    Font - So now me and my alts dispense advice all over reddit in hopes of kicking someone in a similar boat into the water so they can learn to swim. ↑ 33 Reply Share

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