35+ Memes For Chilling Out On a Night In

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    Ecoregion - Do you have a special talent? Me:
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    Forehead - Teacher: Write True or False Frise STUDENT TEACHER
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    Arm - Them: Don't you just love summer? Me: emommymemejeans2
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    Smile - When everything goes wrong in one day and you're trying to stay positive
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    Font - Ray @SirEviscerate I sit blindfolded. A woman in a lab coat feeds me a Twix. "Left." She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses. therealrazacosmica Is there actually any difference? Fluffinator69 2 awards The left ones don't taste right. 209 10h 463-9h
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    Smile - Do you guys ever think you chose the wrong degree
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    Font - If you meet me in person, you gotta be patient enough to get through my awkward/shy phase before I become cool
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    Fish - Quick animal fact Most fish can swim
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    Organism - Kris P. Bacon @KrisWolfheart kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhood was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times
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    Tableware - do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
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    Food
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    Nose - It's always "wyd", never "wtltld" Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? @Creepyholics
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    Font - Using self-checkout so I don't have to interact with anyone. Scans first item. Register: ... "Please wait for assistance."
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    Hand - This used to be considered an insane freak show mashup but now these two exact guys are working the graveyard shift at McDonald's together in every city on Earth
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    Human body - Why do drugs after 30 when you can just stand up too fast?
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    Cartoon - Put pants on and get things done Not do that
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    Font - mark @TheCatWhisprer It's the weekend. Might splurge and go directly to bed instead of falling asleep on the couch six times first.
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    Forehead - 改道 | JUST CAN'T.
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    Art - When you're finally feeling good about yourself and someone says "you look tired"
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    Font - I wish I was the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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    Drinkware - Me when I'm having a discussion Ok, I respect your wrong opinion
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    Human body - groceries are so melodramatic. i took a left turn. i didn't drop kick u across the back seat relax
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    Food - If you see tacos you need to get your life together.
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    Organism - IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE WATER BOTTLES HAVE BECOME UNNECESSARILY STRESSFUL? LIKE IF I SEND MY KIDS SOMEWHERE AND FORGOT TO PACK THEM A WATER BOTTLE I'M LIKE, OMG HOW COULD I, WHAT IF MY PRECIOUS LITTLE ANGEL GETS THIRSTY, MEANWHILE I MANAGED JUST FINE STICKING MY HEAD UNDER A BATHROOM FAUCET UNTIL LIKE 2008.
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    Human - Friend : It's just going to be a casual event, no need to go overboard... Me at the event : EXPECTAT PUTEST NEC VLCISCITVR
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal Welcome to your 40's. One of your neighbors has a tree you can't stand and you fantasize about something bad happening to it.
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    Forehead - I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams
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    Font - Matt Buechele @mattbooshell 99% of socializing as an adult is just people telling you about shows and you saying "oh yeah, i've been meaning to start that!"
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    Joint - HOW WOULD A CENTAUR POOP AND PEE? pee pee dood роор Прин тер pee dood роор pee poop pee Тер
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    Organism - bad boy @badboychadhoy me: everyone should be comfortable in their own skin :) my brain: except for you me: except for me :)
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    Hat - Are you seeing someone? Do you mean a therapist, a boy or hallucinations?
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    Nose - me trying to flirt: bro babe
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    Font - You think you can hurt my feelings? I'm an over thinker, I hurt my own feelings.
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    Human body - me remembering how i overshared C when i could have been mysterious
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    Sleeve - when you're on your 16th breakdown in three hours and someone asks if you're ok I've learned to live with a very flexible definition of "OK."
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    Jaw - Cloacal Kiss @victoriaxxviii I once watched a YouTube video of a guy reviewing a scotch while his gf packed her shit and left him in the background
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    Sky - most cucked @mostcucked Hand that feeds me looking real biteable today

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