A Light Spicing of Monday Memes

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    Vertebrate - *sees broken pumpkin on the sidewalk* There was a band called Smashing Pumpkins sure grandma let's get you to bed Crystallowerycomedy
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    Jaw - hot girl summer is over. the time of the orc has come
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    Human body - Quick Animal Fact#6 Everything in the universe is either an Octopus or not an Octopus
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    Plant - Therapist: Don't judge yourself Me at 3 AM: liPM Caldieta 202
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    Art - Mom - Eat all of your food so you'll grow up to be big and strong Me now -
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    Beard - Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
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    Bird - How to avoid falling in love with your Seagull Avoid dreamy "come hither" eyes Try not to become mesmerised by attractive beak Do not listen to its lusty, passionate squawks Ignore the intoxicating symmetry of its elegant plumage A sucker for webbed feet? Try to put them out of your mind
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    World - jonathan @jonnyguapo_ Me watching my friends flourish and becoming better versions of themselves. JMX ANAS
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    Mouth - KOOKIRANI The joke I just told Making my friends laugh Making myself laugh
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    Purple - Me and everyone in the car with me when another car is coming at us with their LED headlights on. F***** ***** X
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    Hair - me on a long car ride with loud music because i can't afford real therapy grempetrymay
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    Sleeve - HELP! N AS SEEN ON TV IM BALLIN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
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    Computer - The absolute chokehold, that this corner, computer desk had on us in the late 90s early 2000s @millenial misery Appa
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    Font - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten me: how much for the funny smelling spray? employee: perfume? me: no, the whole bottle 4:04 PM 2021-09-02 Twitter for Android 82 Retweets 628 Likes
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    Forehead - Are you just going to smoke that whole blunt all by yourself? Me: @azsmokingteam I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
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    Coat - For years I have been booking hotels with the "extra note/request" option filled in of "please put a picture of Brendan Fraser from the 1999 movie The Mummy in the room. You guys....it finally happened. Thank you Double Tree Phoenix. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
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    Glasses - When I wake up and realize nothing about my life fixed itself overnight Fuck.
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    Mouth - When you help yourself to the apple juice from under the kitchen sink
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    Font - THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN AK ANOTHER HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T TELL MARIO HOW I LIVE.
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    Nose - me pooping in a 130⁰ Porta John in the field and hearing a knock Studios "I'm in here, Brother" Thes
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    Human - When you thought she was out of your league but somehow you smashed
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    Watch - My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor 50ml STE SPECIE SENDER DATE BIRTH
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    Poster - FOR THE BEST CLOWN CHAT CALL THE CLOWN 2,CLOWN No long intros - you're straight into the slapstick Roll up! Roll up! Bored Clowns just waiting for YOUR call LINE "MY CAR D★★RS HAVE FALLEN OFF" 09090 40020 "I'VE GOT VERY VERY BIG SH★ES" 09090 40021 "MY HAT IS FULL OF CASTARD" 09090 40022 "LOOK HOW BAGGY MY TROUSERS ARE" 09090 40023 £1/min cheap rate & £1.50/min all other times. All calls terminate at Blackpool Tower Circus.
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    Forehead - ME BEFORE SUMMER 2023 ME AFTER SUMMER 2023
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    Ecoregion - Gandalf: *doesn't want a Pippin* Fellowship: *gets a Pippin anyways* Gandalf and the Pippin:
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    Font - tommy balsamic @chuchugoogoo (pointing to menu) and the tots, are they tatered in-house? 7:58 PM 2022-08-23 Twitter for iPhone . 2,311 Retweets 58 Quote Tweets 34.4K Likes
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    Outerwear - When the guy at Spirit Halloween asks if you need help WICKED SWITCH 100 HELIMET CAMP GRYSTAL LAKE 1950 @CREEPYHOLICS I know more than you. VER
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    Poster - SORRY, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR ELBOWS O OFF THE TABLE??/? IT'S A REAL ET FOEVE OF MINE imgflip.com MY PET'S NAME IS DAN BY THE WAY
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    Terrestrial plant - slygirlboy Follow my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes slygirlboy Follow
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    Shoe - This man is Glocked and Crocked
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    Glasses - me after taking a sip of an ipa... costamemebureau That's werewolf piss.
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    Footwear - The famous cookout table legs @nocap

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