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12 Insane Tinder Profiles That Let You Know What You're Buying

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    Tinder profile of someone who likes 'cutting a bitch'
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    Text - *NT 88% 5:52 PM 3 miles away my interests are getting high in my bathtub, compassion for animals, & reproductive healthcare reform bisexual, bipolar, biochemistry major my dog is my #1 i can't cum unless you're covered in tattoos or talking about Bernie sanders 31 Instagram Photos
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    Text - 4G1 51 % 13:10 21 16 miles away HOW TO SATISFY ME Slowly massage my vag, then rub my clitoris gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in my vagina. Continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. Slide your arm slowly into me, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control me. When you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself. ever so X
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    Leg - 20 18 miles away I have a thing for hating myself, ruining relationships, and being hung from the ceiling. 1 Common Connection X
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    Eyewear - 3:18 PM To all the ladies out there looking for a smart ass, foul mouthed, misogynistic, tattooed, multiple felon to set fire to your hollow, self centered, boring existence I AM YOUR GUY I don't have a fuckboy six pack or even a gym membership but I do own a home, some decent cars and a union gig ISO the kind of broad who's cool with going to the range, tattoo parlor, or strip club on the first date & can smile when I choke you. Ask me about my duct tape collection (. otech
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    Selfie - 4 miles away Manic depressive dream girl. Bartender, poet, photographer, total dirtbag. 695 Instagram Photos X me explain instead of trauma small talk SHOL
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    Text - 21 78 km away No poor people pls. Only put out for cold HARD cash. I like to do lines of coke off of flaccid dicks. I may look like I'm 12 but I fuck like I'm 30. Anal only to preserve my virginity. Trans. No Jew. RAW vegan b/c animals cause cancer. Sometimes the best part of my day is taking a long, satisfying shit. Feminist. Bush did 9/11, wake up sheeple!!?!?!??!!
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    Barechested - oo Sprint LTE 2:56 AM tinder X
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    Games - 30 290 miles away I'm an asshole, and I'm really awesome when I'm not crazy..... X
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    Eyewear - 1 114 kilometers away sometime i cry and really sad for my life.nobody..can understand me.but i alwasy smile for life before i deid...and then i not look people agai... really cry for my self...really sad... 21
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    Face - oooo Telstra 11:53 pm 96% Done 21 8 kilometers away Active 2 hours ago I love smoking meth I really need a friend I have a few mental issues Ispend most of the week alone in my I've only been arrested 3 times Seeking someone to talk to besides myself Prone to having violent outbursts My likes would be walking the streets late at night and hooning My dislikes people I often have fantasies of torturing and killing my family because I hate them room
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    Hair - O171%4:03 PM 19 51 miles away /l don't like boys but I'll get communism what I can get/ suicidal at/ always down to die will do anything/ hi I'm ling I'm full of dad issues nd the issues my mom put in my head I was born with xanax in my blood my hobbies include self harm nd dieting nd being Asian. My ideal date would be eating puppet dinner by the beach. a
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