Painful Times Clueless People Missed Obvious Hints From Flirty Women
If a teenager is dumb and/or insecure enough, it's easy to completely miss even the most obvious flirting of all time. Hell, when I was a teenager, someone could have been literally proposing to me and I still would have been like, "hmm I wonder if they like me!" If you've ever experienced that excruciating "hey, wait a minute" moment where you realize years too late that your crush was sending you some major signals that one time at Joe's graduation party, then this entertaining Reddit thread might make you feel a little less bad about yourself.
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“What's the biggest hint you've ever missed from a woman?” Posted by u/UnawareMother2
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"Did you at least win?" said u/truthm0de.
"I did. She let me pin her down. She was on her back and I was sitting on top of her holding her arms down behind her head... then just..... stood up."Jdw5186.
"Omg she must have had the bluest of lady b-lls." said u/CampCounselorBatman. -
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"When I worked at an electronics store, a girl asked me for game recommendations, for the switch in general and specifically multiplayer games. I showed her the best off of the console, she picked out a single player game that she liked and we talked about it for a while. She then asked me if I live around here. I said yes. She asked if I'd like to play together sometime… I said well that's not really a multiplayer game. Then another customer had a question so the conversation broke off. The girl quickly left but did not buy the game. I'm still thinking about this interaction every now and then" said u/Xello_99.
"I internally screamed, well undone" said u/MHWDoggerX. -
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"This is funnier if she never heard about the tricks and only knew you by your reputation for magical fingers." said u/NonarbitraryMale.
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"Could've also been a ploy to lure you outside in the dark and have one of their 'associates' mug you. Common tactic. Don't trust 2 pretty girls wanting to take you somewhere isolated." said u/unlogical13.
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"Is my bra in the way. I don't think it can get any more obvious than this, bro why" said u/AwayPotatoes.
"Because I'm a f-cking idiot, that's why" said u/haajisquickvanish.
"My brother in Christ...........I've missed more than my share of clues in my day. But this woman literally invited you into her bed and asked if her bra was in the way. I don't think it can get any more obvious than that without her just grabbing ya by the junk." said u/captainstormy. -
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