'Not a word was said, but my food stopped disappearing': Hospital employee stops coworker from stealing his food by using a classic dog training trick

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    Font - Posted by u/DarkSkye55 22 hours ago Enjoy the nuts! Years ago I worked at a VA hospital for a doctor who was a tightwad. It was a busy practice, and I kept a can of nuts on my desk to tide me over if I missed lunch.
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    Font - I noticed the nuts seemed to be disappearing at a faster rate than expected, so I started storing them in my desk drawer. That was no deterrent to the nut-thief. The last straw was when a new can of nuts was opened and eaten out of, despite being stored in my drawer. (It was an old desk, no key available.)
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    Font - I soaked 13 nuts in bitter apple spray, the kind you use to stop a dog from unwanted chewing. After allowing them to dry, I placed them in a can in the drawer, removed the new can, and waited.
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    Font - The next morning there were twelve and a half nuts in the can. The jerk spit out half a nut and put it back! Not a word was said, but my food stopped disappearing.
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    Font - jorick92 20 hr. ago ● That is just awful. Stealing someone else's food. What is wrong with people!
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    Font - DarkSkye55 OP. 19 hr. ago You know, it would have been fine if he had EVER brought something to share.
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    Smile - MysteriousFeetInc 16 hr. ago Sounds like that thief was a tough nut to crack
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    Font - Ashtray5422 20 hr. ago If you know any Indians from India, ask them for Jamal. you will know who took them. Dab on the finger will have you sitting on the bog, more than that, OUCH.
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    Font - Kyfho1859 15 hr. ago +1. +1 Almost as good as Exlax brownies & less messy?
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    Font - The_Sanch1128 +1. 5 hr. ago Years ago, my then gf made terrific brownies, sometimes with pot. Her roommate's bf would come over and devour whole batches of brownies she had intended for work, friends, etc.
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    Font - One batch of Ex-Lax brownies resolved that situation. She made the brownies, I came over, she and I went out, roomie's bf came over, devoured the brownies. We came back, and bf was on the porcelain throne. I
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    Font - was nice about it and drove him home (in his car, of course), then walked the mile back to the ladies' apartment. From what I heard, he spent the next day on the throne at home.

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