The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (September 8, 2023)

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Mel Dawn
Sep 8, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Greetings barbarians, bards, clerics, druids, fighters, monks, paladins, rangers, rogues, sorcerers, warlocks, wizards, artificers, and of course, humans. Back again for another bag of holding full of enchanted Dungeons & Dragons memes? You have come to the right place, because it just so happens that we've been working day and night to bring you this extra special batch of nerdtastic content. But beware, within this collection hides a pesky mimic who will stop at nothing to defeat every foe with its powerful pseudopods. To avoid this predicament, all you have to do is throw a juicy slab of meat before each meme so that the hidden mimic may be tempted by the delicious offering and reveal itself. We've brought you this far, now you must go on your own, and at your own risk. If you succeed, you may take this bag of holding full of memes and do with them as you please. Farewell. 

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  • 01
    Hairstyle - Creating some normal creepy monster Create a creature that only attacks when it knows that you know it's there
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  • 02
    Photograph - Elves probably mess up job progression for other races What? Imagine a human applying for a job with 2 years experience, and then an elf applies and has 200 years experience. Or if your manager is an elf, you might not even live to see that role become available. Jesse, it's a fantasy game.
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  • 03
    Forehead - DM: Ok, kids, welcome back to the game. Party: Man, that was a rough two months off. DM: I know. We all just got busy at the same time, it happens. Party: So... can we get a recap? DM: *deep inhale* Lord grant me the manic energy of Tim Curry in the third act of Clue where he re-enacts the movie in its entirety for the other characters BY HIMSELF
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  • 04
    Font - BorksMeme - DnD Memes @BorksMeme Fun character idea A wild magic sorcerer that doesn't hear words, instead they see words as subtitles directly in front of them. Potential catchphrases include: "Stop I can't read that fast." "You used the wrong 'your' just then." "Man I hate people who talk in cursive."
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  • 05
    Human - championoftheravenqueen Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell "Everybody clap your hands!" and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours championoftheravenqueen At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a 7th-level spell slot, the duration is 10 days. When you use an 8th-level spell slot, the duration is 30 days. When you use a 9th-level spell slot, the duration is a year and a day. a level 20 bard can force you to do the C
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    Joint - Hah! You think YOU can defeat ME, the Lvl. 9999 JRPG hidden boss!? You're only Level 20, you don't have a ragtag team of quirky companions, your hair isn't properly spiky, and you only wear ONE BELT! 1 A trash mob like you deserves to be my SLAVE! Actually, I'm a Western RPG protag, so I'm at level cap. ...a Western what?
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    Vertebrate - Me, the DM: *Introduces an NPC dog with a sad story* My players: Omg we love him we should adopt him My players when the NPC dog betrays them:
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  • 08
    Motor vehicle - BIUSTATING "what happened at your dnd game today?" PARTY 11 "I cast heat metal on a npcs fillings just to have the DM make popping sounds."
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  • 09
    Sleeve - You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant. Like, "I rolled 7 on my constitution check" "You get a +2 bonus so that's a 9." *Hurriedly marking it down* Or "I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area" "Dragonborn are rare in these parts, so she is suspicious at your approach." "Wait I'm a DRAGONBORN?!?" It would be absolute chaos but for a one-shot I feel it
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  • 10
    Forehead - DM: You all wake up back at the tavern, but something feels amiss. Who wants to wake up first? Bard: Ooooh! Me! Me! DM: Ok, you look over and see yourself in another bed. Bard: Wait, what? DM: You've all been body swapped!! You're in the cleric, the cleric is in the ranger, the ranger is in the fighter, the fighter is in the wizard, and the wizard is in you! Bard: Tik Tok @danhentschel I'm so horny. I can't do this
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    Cartoon - Player lvl 1 *character sheet* This little motherfu... STR 18 DEX 19 CON 17 INT 19 WIS 18 CHA 19 DM ...wait, here's a chance to use my black folder encounters. STR 18 DEX 19 CON 17 INT 19 WIS 18 CHA 19
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  • 12
    Chin - WHAT YOUR FAVORITE RACE SAYS ABOUT YOU HUMAN I'm either bland as hell or live such a crazy life that normalcy is literally my fantasy getaway. DWARF My friends tell me I have a drinking problem. HALF-ORC When I'm off the table, I am the most soft-spoken person you will ever meet. AASIMAR I'm the eldest sibling of my family and will become party mom/dad whether I want it or not. Or I'm a fallen edgelord. ELF I'm either a massive LOTR fan or a BDSM-loving drow. GNOME My drinking problem tel
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  • 13
    Forehead - Players You put us against tooth fairies what type of wussy monster is that Dm With the tooth fairies dying breath they call upon their guardian of old, from deeper in the cave you hear a howl All ya bones feel a strong urge to jump free as you spot the bone fae walking towards you Wtf is a bone fae and my bones are doing what
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  • 14
    Cartoon - Creature immune to nonmagical damage Fighter rolling a nat 20 with their Greatsword D
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  • 15
    World - The Paladin trying to stabilize the rest of the party after they got wiped by the dragon's AoE DnD- ROLLERS The Bard with 5 HP taking on the dragon alone to distract it
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  • 16
    Organism - DM: We open our first session on the deck of a pirate ship. The water is so clear you can see all the way to the bottom. *shows the group a picture to set the scene* Player: Hey, wait sec... DM: Are you ready kids? Player: I thought we were going to play a gritty, horror campaign with vampires and ghosts. DM: I can't hear you! Player: I said, I thought we... DM: *at the top of his voice* OHHHHHHH!!!
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  • 17
    Photograph - sufficientlylargen My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme. athenasdragon #it is also my understanding that the players do not have *conscious* control of this #and that they will also end up choosing the Benny Hill theme no matter what they do #D&D That's it, that's the game!
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  • 18
    Product - @imhereforthechainbang You said DND was going to be fun and cheap Oh hell Ricky, I was high when I said that
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  • 19
    Tie - Name a spell that can help you break into a shop to steal gold and weapons METEOR SWARM G RUD
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  • 20
    Ecoregion - The DM's next encounter waiting for the party to solve the 3rd grade riddle.
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