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15 Headlines About Millennials That Perfectly Capture Absurdity of the Generation

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    Tweet from New York Magazine asking why millennials are having zero sex.
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    Joey Tribiani meme about how millennials want dinner more than sex.
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    Picture of Millennials ruining the concept of brunch.
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    Product - USA TODAY Y8DAY Follow @USATODAY Weak hands, weak body? Millennials lose grips usat.ly/2a2nLCM 11:12 AM - 24 Jul 2016 t38 34
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    Green - PHOTO ILLUSTRATION SY THE OAILY BEAST LACKING SPARKLE f Why Have Millennials Fallen Out of Love With Diamonds? As the industry itself faces tough challenges, cost and ethical concerns mean that diamonds aren't the same objects of desire for young women as they were for previous generations. KRISTOPHER FRASER 05.01.16 10:00 PM ET
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    Male - BusinessNews Follow @BusinessNews40 Millennials are obsessed with the 'style of life'-and it's killing retailers ift.tt/28S14Br #Business 12:45 PM- 21 Jun 2016
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    Dish - TIME Follow TIME @TIME Millionaire to millennials: Stop buying avocado toast if you want to buy a home ti.me/2r9pZdV 1:10 PM- 15 May 2017 Millionaire to Millennials: Stop Buying Avocado Toast If You W... Avocado prices have soared in recent years time.com t 2,070 3,503
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    Text - heraldandreview Follow H&R @heraldandreview Millennials want money, but not hard work bit.ly/1pOwZ7H 1:15 PM - 25 Jun 2014
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    Text - BUSINESS INSIDER RETAIL Millennials are killing the napkin industry Mallory Schlossberg a OMar. 28, 2016, 4:35 PM18,172 in LINKEDIN FACEBOOK TWITTER EMAIL PRINT Millennials are killing the paper napkin industry Younger consumers are opting instead for paper towels at the dinner table, The Washington Post reports. The Post points to a survey conducted by Mintel (the same company that discovered millennials find cereal too much work to eat ) from last month, 4
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    Hair - GRILLED CHICKEN EAS LA E Eater @Eater Follow Millennials have killed the McDonald's McWrap eater.com/2016/4/14/1143... 7:12 PM- 14 Apr 2016 t2 3 MCWRAP
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    Food - PIMENT CHEESE ఆ FRESH SPINACE anichoke GUAVA ICE CUBES CAPRESE SPICY SHRIMP cocktail FETA CHEESE with seallions TASPREARY JAM 8 sticed almonds NOKED SALMON it spisach JULIENNED rarisated prppers LIVES & garlie 6RCOMZO pacon&konry The Atlantic Follow @TheAtlantic Why are millennials so obsessed with food? theatin.tc/1ErK8ls 9:51 AM - 14 Aug 2015 t132 199
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    Natural foods - COME $3.00E A The Atlantic Follow @TheAtlantic Why do Millennials hate groceries? theatin.tc/2ez6556 4:23 PM -5 Nov 2016 35 17 16
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    Dish - dt deathandtaxes @DeathAndTaxes Follow Millennials aren't eating cereal because it's too much work bit.ly/2110ZAR 11:00 AM - 25 Feb 2016 2 t 1
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    Signage - First Congregational Church TAETEGS First Church of the Attleboroughs Oldtown Organized 1712 POKE STOP HERE! EAULT PASTOR REV. KELIY www.oldtownucc.org Sunday Worship 10 am The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe Follow That's one way to do it: Churches are using Pokémon Go to get millennials in their pews bos.gl/1yr2bxe 3:45 PM 13 Jul 2016 BEAMBILY OF
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    hottest new millennials trend: Hating on millennials.

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