31 Punny Memes That Would Have Been Dad Jokes if They Were More Apparent

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    Hand - WHAT DO YOU CALLA NOSE WITHOUT A BODY? NOBODY KNOWS
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    Automotive tire - I MISS THE OLD CORDED TELEPHONES THEY WERE KINKY
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    Asphalt - I USED TO HAVE A FEAR OF HURDLES Age AAE AAE BUT I GOT OVER IT
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    Font - TO THE GUY WHO INVENTED ZERO ZERO THANKS FOR NOTHING
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    Tire - PARAUZ I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A MUFFLER I WOKE UP EXHAUSTED
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    Atmosphere - THE ROTATION OF THE EARTH REALLY MAKES MY DAY
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    White - JUST LEARNED SIGN LANGUAGE A IT'S PRETTY HANDY
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    Liquid - IT WAS EASY TO MASTER BRAILLE AFTER I GOT A FEEL FOR IT
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    Shorts - IFORGOT HOW TO THROW ABOOMERANG Tip BUT IT CAME BACK TO ME
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    Sky - I HAD A JOKE ABOUT W CONSTRUCTION www BUT I'M STILL WORKING ON IT THA
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    Window - AMAGICIAN WAS WALKING WHOLE FOODS WARKET THE FOODS DOWN THE STREET THEN HE TURNED INTO A GROCERY STORE
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    Plant - BLADDER INFECTION? URINE TROUBLE!
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    Bicycle - BICYCLES CANT STAND ON THEIR OWN THEY'RE TWO TIRED
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    Clothing - VAGINA JOKES AREN'T FUNNY PERIOD
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    Brown bear - I'M READING A BOOK ABOUT ANTI-GRAVITY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT DOWN
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    Hair - NEVER TRUST AN ACUPUNCTURIST | THEY'RE BACK-STABBERS
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    Liquid - MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION? STOP-PUTTING THINGS OFF FOR SO LONG
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    World - I MAKE APOCALYPSE JOKES DREW LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
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    Recipe - MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WATCHED EVERY HARRY POTTER MOVIE BACK TO BACK LUCKILY I WAS THE ONE FACING THE TV
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    Guitar accessory - THERE'S A NEW TYPE OF BROOM IT'S SWEEPING THE NATION
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    Outerwear - VELCRO WHAT A RIP-OFF
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    Plant - MY WEDDING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL THE CAKE WAS IN TIERS
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    Font - NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PUSH THE ENVELOPE IT'S STILL STATIONERY
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    Font - I'M THINKING ABOUT STARTING A BAND CALLED CELLOPHANE I'LL RAP
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    Sleeve - Okay, here's the thing...
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    Sky - PETRE ENGINEER ENGIFAR VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Music stand - worldwide 3:15 GMT BREAKING NEWS LIVE Reports Of Mass Luting C ANTIFA reportedly calling for suspension of 4th note of diatonic scale #massluting 111 uffe
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    Sleeve - Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards AND?
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    Trousers - A schwing and amish.
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    Water - Me at the beach rocking my new tank top
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    Sleeve - Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Me: "I Excel at it." Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?" Me: "Word."

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