'I considered putting some on the lug nuts but decided that was too far': Guy gets the ultimate revenge on entitled neighbor by playing a prank on his car

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Isabella Penn
Nov 12, 2023 6:00 PM EST

So, there's this dude with a neighbor who thinks he's Mr. Entitled. Nobody's really vibing with this guy. Our OP tried to be friendly, you know, casually chatting when they crossed paths, lending a hand with groceries - just regular neighbor stuff. But this neighbor was having none of it, not just with the OP but with the whole block.

This entitled neighbor took things to a whole new level, and get this, he even kicked our poor OP's pumpkin! Like, seriously, what did the pumpkin ever do to him? And he pulled some other not-so-cool pranks, which pushed our OP over the edge. So, the OP bided his time, patiently waiting for that one evening when the neighbor parked in the one spot where all the security cameras couldn't see, and that's when he got his sweet revenge.

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    My wife and I live in a condo in a nicer part of our town. Not Beverly Hills or anything, but nice, quiet, and safe. We have neighbors that are the exact opposite of that, they are r loud, and unsafe. When they first
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    moved in I was nice to them, would say hi, offer to help carry things if I saw them carrying lots of things and corralling kids (they live 1 door down in the upstairs unit). I tried to be welcoming, but also wasn't super pushy with it. I
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    wasn't the neighbor that would go to your door and say, welcome! But if I saw you in the parking lot I'd say hi and if we knew each other we'd chat. Anyway, I've always been nothing but polite to these people and they've been nothing but r
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    Flipped me off when I say hi, yelled at me when I stopped a ball their son dropped from going into the parking lot, all sorts of stuff. So after a while I gave up on trying to be friendly. I wouldn't be, but I wouldn't
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    greet them or go out of my way to help them. Turns out they're to everyone. My next door neighbor, who's a kind, gay old man, once asked them to pick up trash they dropped in front of his door and they called him a racist fa****. They've kicked my
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    pumpkin every year and ripped my Christmas lights off and cut my inflatable decorations that I put in the area in front of my door. That pushed me over the edge. Don't touch my decorations. These people are
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    real pieces of garbage. Onto the revenge. Two months ago I came out to my car and there was a glob of caulk or paint smeared over a small section of my back window. I had to scrape
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    it off and clean it making me late to work. When I got home a neighbor stopped me and said their cameras caught the neighbor smearing something on my car. I figured as much but now I have proof.
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    So I waited and planned. I walked out complex frequently, taking note of who had cameras and where they faced. Determined their blind spots and what path to take to avoid being seen. I waited until last night
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    when they parked their car out of sight of any units with cameras and went out at 1:30AM to exact my revenge. I went to their car and let out the air from their tires. Not fully flat, but enough to notice and not be safe to drive.
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    At least over 1/2 empty. Then, after the tires were flattened I put their valve caps back on, but I added a special surprise. Liquid Nails. Not a ton, you can't really see it when you walk by, but enough that you'll never get
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    those caps off without ruining the stems. I considered putting some on their lug nuts but decided that was too far. I left for work before they got out, but a neighbor stopped me on my way to my door after work
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    and said they tried to get the caps off and fill their tires but couldn't. So they had to call a tow for their car and then an Uber to get everyone to school and work.
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    Today was our last day before we moved into our new house so I'll never see them again. I've never left our condo complex feeling happier than today knowing I'll be rid of those a hats.
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    ilikeme1 15 hr. ago Should have poured a bottle or three of fox urine in their fresh air intake too for extra satisfaction.
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    lattelady37 12 hr. ago My brother told me that stuff smelled like cherries and to take a big whiff. I swear almost thirty years later, I still shudder when I think about it. It most definitely does NOT smell.like.cherries.
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    PhDTARDIS 16 hr. ago Bravo for playing the long game! The liquid nails? Chef's kiss.
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    wolfie379 10 hr. ago They kick your pumpkin? Too bad this was the year you decided to get a reusable concrete pumpkin.
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