The Cringiest Parenting Posts of the Week (November 13, 2023)

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    Melancholy Member 1d Freebirth "midwife" looking for reasons why the placenta should never be extracted manually regardless of time passed freebirthers are flat earthers of mom groups ...
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    ●●● 12m I would like to start a thread about reasons why we should leave the placenta in to naturally come out on its own regardless of how many hours. I encourage any resources to show that this is the best way. I'm a midwife and I know some reasons why. I feel very curious what other birth workers or freebirthers know this is the best way also. . It would be great to get this information circulating . Thank you. 1
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    Search facebook.com I'm going to free birth at home and I don't expect a time limit because it will naturally release itself when it's ready. If you are nursing right away and have contractions from nursing, it should speed the process of birthing the placenta. I'm on board with this on not expecting a time limit. 1 hr Like Reply 1 a Mine has always come out immediately, but I think I would be comfortable with it staying for up to 6 hours and then I would probably be using tinctures to expel. 1
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    or bluegiraffe1221 2d My local mom chat has been wilding lately ...
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    r for ar PEL 3:53 ANTIC NING NG RAIKLEID 58 00) O C
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    Reels 1h .. 5m Like Write a reply... Write a reply... Why she in the front seat though 33m Like Reply Reply Write a reply... cuz we were going to the mailbox. I drive a 2 door. Its easier to put her there instead of fighting with that seat jus to go not even a minute away 31m Like Reply She's sooo cute 29m Like Reply Write a reply... Comment as Julie Martinez 2 (GIF) thank you lol. Cuz it looks like this gone be one of them post where i get on from a 10 sec video 27m Like Reply 210 ... 1 (:)) Ru
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    3:50 < le especially since this isnt the only post with her in the front seat either ....? random comment 14m Wow Reply Write a reply... 8 Author Top contributor Shouldnt jump to conclusions based off a 10 second video 22m Like Reply
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    noodlebox91 2d No words. Thankfully the comments were ripping her a new one.
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    Anonymous member 1 h. ● No judgment please. Today I was in a rush and my baby carseat was left at my mothers which is 30 minutes away. Anyway I had to go down to the shops and pick a few things up I placed him in the back seat of the car in a seatbelt he's 2 for context. ANYWAY my child's father has just come home and I told him what happened and now he's threatening to take him and leave?! I'm in GC and need to know good lawyers. 23 79 comments
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    Professional Pea1621 2d Kid left alone takes axe to door : ...
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    Search = 10 yr old was left alone for 1 hour while I went to pick up his sister. He took an axe to the bedroom door to get his Halloween candy which we keep locked in our room. Give me your thoughts on consequences...yes his candy is gone. Yes he's going to do chores to pay for a new door. But there needs to be more. He also broke an electric screwdriver and his electric toothbrush.
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    FknDesmadreALV 2d Hours after giving birth, mom is still mad grandma is gushing to everyone that she helped assist in an emergency home birth Baby Yeet Training
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    66 Anonymous member • 13h. Possible TW: birth moment I had my baby this morning unexpectedly at home. My mom has been bragging since to everyone that she delivered her grandchild and is labeled a hero by everyone she told. When in fact all she did was show up to take me to the hospital went to grab my kids from their room and clearly baby wasn't waiting. All she did was help pull down my pants while I was laying on the bed with him already crowning and he came out on a single push onto my mattre
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    Search Anonymous member · 13h. m I would be irritated too. But I don't think she means any harm, she's just excited. If it bothers you this much though, talk to her. That's all you can do. 13h Like Reply I would let her have her moment. This irritation is normal it's the rush of hormones and everything will get on your nerves thankfully it does get better 13h Like Reply Write a comment... 59 I lost my mom and dad both 100 days apart last year.. I'm the same way.. 6h Like Reply ●●● I just lost my
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    Anonymous member • 13h. Melissa Shelby She did help you deliver- even if it was an easy delivery this shouldn't bother you, it should be an exciting moment for you both!!!!!! What an amazing bonding experience! Conrgats!!! 13h Like Reply Twelve hours later I kept thinking about this post... and I looked at my 1 year old daughter tonight and imagined what it would feel like to help deliver my baby's baby, and I near cried Let your mama have her moment! It makes me want to give my own mom a bazill
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    reenawade 2d Are we really in 2023? :
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    ** ANONYMOUS POST ** Plz post this. It's urgent. I am extremely stressed out, just found out I'm pregnant,, I already have 4 girls, but this time i want a boy so my marriage is not in trouble. I can't begin to tell how important is it for my mental health and well being,, my in laws don't say it openly but indirectly no one is happy with me because I gave birth to girls. Is there anything I can do to have a boy? Plz don't say to leave my husband. I have nowhere to go with my girls, he will kick
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    07 blijdschap 3d Who is babysitting who? ...
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    PICKO DELIVERY Anonymous Suggestions please! Is there a device out there in which my daughter can talk to me while I'm at work if she's home? She's 3.5 yrs and my husband is a alcoholic. He just broke his soberiety. Is there a walky talky or watch or device I can get her so l can check in? I have cameras but my husband disabled them. I was thinking of hiding it in the laundry room and telling her only use it if daddy is being weird or drinking the bad juice. Thanks in advance 23 23 comments
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    Lilyinshadows 3d This poor child has two incredibly parents. Unfathomable stupidity ...
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    Y'all I'm lost. My husband and I seperated in may and he since moved out with his girlfriend and my boyfriend is living with me. My ex and I have a 6 year old. My son has refused to go to his dad's and has been basically with my boyfriend for 2 weeks because I'm only off on Mondays and Tuesdays and he's in school. I take him to the bus every morning but my boyfriend is who get him, feeds him, etc. everything but showering which my ex has been helping with. I'm currently almost 10 weeks pregnant
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    almost left work early today. My "best fiend" is in her 50s with an 11 year old and she has now decided she doesn't like my boyfriend because he curses and so she won't allow her daughter over but has lately been pulling away even more and so he doesn't have anyone to play with at my house. I BEGGED her to let him come over for a little today because he was blowing up my phone saying he was bored And she said no. Which I know she's allowed to, but she expects me to do things for her all the time
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    There's no court order regarding custody. It's just something we had decided long ago that we would do if we ever did leave eachother I'm a survivor of parental suicide. Leaving didn't feel like an option when I did. I tried. I even offered marriage counseling before leaving. I'm aware everything happened very fast. It was never supposed to be like that. I can't take it back now so all I can do is accept the advice given here. There's nothing negative y'all can say that I haven't said to myself
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    Jul 25. Take notes! 3 The way we treat our children directly impacts what they believe about themselves. Positive Parenting Connection Ariadne Brill Like 1 comment 1 share ● Share
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    Cold Valkyrie 3d Five year old grinds her teeth, mum immediately jumps to parasites Luckily all the comments so far are reasonable people explaining what it could be rather than parasites ...
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    Anonymous member 2h My 5yo girl is grinding her teeth at night and I'm thinking is parasites. and needs a parasite cleanse. I have never done one myself so don't know what to expect. I heave heard it can make you sick. Has anyone gone through this with your child? What was your experience? What was the protocol you followed or would suggest? Where would you start? Doctors for parasite test? Do I need to request certain ones? Do doctors test them all or should I go through a nathropath? Thanks al
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    r/ShitMomGroupsSay u/meatball77. 4d • i.redd.it I've decided it's not an emergency VOUS ALLPROC www
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    Hi moms! I'm looking for advice on what you would have done in this situation. My high schooler just called me asking me to bring her a clean pair of underwear to school because she got her period while at school several days earlier than she was expecting this month. She has since put on a pad and is wearing black fleece-lined leggings but she is beyond I at me that I won't drive her a clean pair of underwear. It's a 15 minute drive each way to her school, and I feel that she will be totally fi
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    bluegiraffe1221 5d Thought of this group once I saw this ...
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    Anonymous member. 40m. 8 ●●● I need help moms! I feel like a bad mom horrible, because I can't discipline my 7 month old baby He's very mean and already throwing tantrums if he doesn't get his way. I feel like I need parenting classes or something to know how to discipline him, I never had so much trouble with my first born like I do with him 39 just options on how to stop this nonsense Please no judging before he gets older
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    48 Anonymous member 40m. Just gently redirect. It's ok to be stern. Don't spank or anything just stick to your guns. He'll know who's boss even if your lovingly saying no. and promote memoria 31m Like Reply Anonymous member So I've tried letting him cry it out but it gets so bad that he like stops breathing it scares me ! He cries really bad and I feel bad so I grab him. He always wants to be carried, when he sees his dad he cries even more for him every single time he could be fine n then sees
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    Yes the comments were saying he's only a baby and he will learn with time but she isn't having it.
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