42 Memes for Tired Adults

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    Me getting ready to leave the house Dealing With People You Can't Star INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER! Dealing With People You Can't Stand How to Bring Out the Best in People ot Their Worst
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    When the Starbucks line is taking too long ORIGA EAN SET Family Owned Simply Delicious feelin' good all staral olive oil & sea salt GET,& Movin' crackers NET WT 75 02 (210) snackin' smart no preservatives FOWNED PRINERS
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    "it'll get better" it:
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    DM: Are you sure you want to do that? Me: Yeah of course! My character: @QhorinHalfman
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    DM: You Bought ANOTHER dice set? Me: I can stop whenever I want. These are just choices.
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience 8:09 PM 2023-04-03 14.4K Views 161 Retweets 5 Quotes 518 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    Me watching Bake-off: You fool! You can't dip the walnut whirl in the tempered chocolate, your have to drizzle over the top to achieve the characteristic wobble of the coffee ganache, Parisian cafe-style! Me baking at home: I forgot to put apples in the apple pie
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    Steve Atherton 2 hrs Yessirrr When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you S
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    WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE LAST DAY OF 2023 WILL BE 123123 Theme ParkLife AH AH AAH!!
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    When you tell your kid to stop running and they fall bc they don't listen INJURED? GOOD LAMAR
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    Me loosing my mind Kids Screaming Can you be quiet for 5 Minutes! PIC COLLAGE
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    When you hear the toy box dump out @DadPatrol
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    There are two types of teachers.... YOU I HEL FREKSM GIM 000 What lead
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    When my kid asks for toast with honey, not toasted, cut in triangles, on a blue plate, no not that one, actually oatmeal instead: @with love becca My life is but to serve you, my lord.
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    When you're in sensory overload but no one will leave you tf alone Coo
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    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I know I've said this before but vampires don't show up on camera can fly/scale walls immune to bullets ● can break into any safe by turning into fog or some could probably hypnotize security guards as needed therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums touttheonewiththesoks Follow Oceans 1100 AD
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    The Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz *brings therapist to family gathering* Me: See? Therapist: oh my god 2:16 PM 2019-09-27 · Twitter for iPhone 1,390 Retweets and comments 3,551 Likes : ...
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    Cydni Beer @cydbeer Before I had kids I thought a parent's role was centered around building confidence, love and creativity. Now that I have kids I see the role is to wear the kid out to make it to nap time then wear the kid out again to make it to bed time. Then repeat that. Everyday.
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    "What inspires u to get out of bed every day?" Me: my bladder mostly
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    @futuremindreader Me The thing I can easily do but someone started watching me CAN @futuremindreader
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    When you're dead inside but your best friend needs emotional support: IG @hornyshrimp
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    WINE IS VITAL FOR OUR SURVIVAL WINO-LICIOUS DINOSAURS DIDN'T HAVE WINE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM
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    9:31 GE 248 Single Text message a &: Married With 1 Child With 2 Children With 3 Children 100 comments 81 shares Hahaha... you literally have those shoes 00 0
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    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Toddlers are cool because they'll casually walk around with a urine- soaked sack of feces strapped to their waist and when you offer to take it from them they'll scream in your face.
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    When you already gave it your all and it's barely Wednesday
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    I don't always whoop. But when I do; There it is
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    Dearest Diary, It seems the day is different but the remaineth the same..
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    Me before having kids: I would NEVER let my kid do... Me after having kids: ok fine here lick the frickin rock then just please stop crying
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    Me after saying 'no' to one night out
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    Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa jesus to the romans: I don't think my father, who art in heaven would be too pleased to hear about this. Pcakespa 6:16 PM 13 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 3,754 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 20K Likes imgflip.com
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    When you and your new friend realize you are both neurodivergent Autistic @Jenn has АОНО Omg, I do that too! ADHD
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    When you meet someone with the same vibe as you:
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    When a parent tells me that their kid is an angel [Whispering] So was Lucifer. ATIF
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    imgflip.com Why is this so heavy? 130 D
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    Me: I can't wait to bust out my cute fall outfits! My fall outfits: @oneawkwardmom 1972 OLYMPICS
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    NEW PEOPLE MEETING ME DURING ONE OF MY MANIC AND "FUNNY" PHASES LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS. PEOPLE WHO HAVE MET ME MORE THAN TWICE HE'S HAPPY BECAUSE HE'S INSANE.
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    Me counseling my friends through their problems Me while dealing with my own problems
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    When your toddler think you're watching Bluey with them but they're actually watching it with you. Jay Redd
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    t You Retweeted Kinking It With Kindness @kinkinwkindness *checks watch* ah yes, time to eat cheese and sin 6:08 PM 29 Apr 23 515 Views l View Tweet activity 5 Retweets 8 Likes 12 C go Kinking It With Kindness @kinkinw... 6s Replying to @kinkinwkindness . i'd say "and i'm all out of cheese" but let's be real, i am never out of cheese ++
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    The entire Jedi JADROL order Obi wan, anakin and ahsoka doing whatever they want
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    When I'm walking to my bed after turning off the lights I am one with the force, the force is with me
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    you-had-me-at-hallow Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series: CHAPTER FOUR "Ah yes, of course, I haven't told you," said Dumbledore. Image via Imgur

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