20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Biggest Criminal Masterminds In The Tiniest, Fluffiest Bodies (November 25, 2023)

Oh, kittens. So smol, so cute, so underestimated. People look at these creatures - these itty bitty kitties - and think that they are so innocent, that they can do no wrong, that the are precious and powerless and are to be protected. But they are wrong. Kittens, and especially teeny weeny kittens, have power like no other animal out there. They have the power of manipulation, and they are not afraid to use it. They don't even really need to try. All we need is to look at them, and we are immediately hypnotized. Instantly, we do anything and everything that they want us to do.

We even make this listicle, showcasing the smallest kittens - i.e. the biggest criminals - every single week. We keep making it, and you guys keep reading it, and our kittens… well, these kittens keep on winning, and you know what? We're totally okay with that.

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"2 month update from the Kittens I found in the bush! They are in their forever home now. So happy to have apprehended these criminals."

Via u/Old_Hold_50
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"I didn't realise my house was that cold"

Via u/angelacann
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"Found this smol guy in the road in May"

"I found (now named) Aspen in the scooting around in the middle of morning traffic on a white traffic line on my way to school about 6 months ago. Just a week before I had told my girlfriend there was no way we were getting another cat then I bring home a 4 week old kitten. We bottle fed home for over 4 weeks because he refused to have anything but a bottle and then one day he came to assault my breakfast burrito. A criminal, no doubt but he has been the sweetest little guy."

Via u/Critical-Couple-403
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"My new kitten on his heating pad."

Via u/sweet-dalliance
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"Everyone meet boo!..."

"Everyone meet boo! (Originally George but turns out she's a girl) The most psychotic but cute kitten ever, she likes to attempt to run up the walls, climb, swing & knock over plants, dive in the sink as soon as she hears the tap turn on oh & swing from the lamp & tv! Lucky she's cute"

Via u/Missalexissx_
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"The rare three headed kitten."

Via u/The_Bear_Jew320
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"Had to put soup in a straight jacket for our own safety."

Via u/myuun
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"An illegally small foster commandeered my lap"

Via u/cripples_unite
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"Was going to run to the store to grab some bread, but looks like I already got a loaf."

Via u/WizKellyYall
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"Too cute not to post (Names welcome)"

"I named the black one Cpt. Hook because of its tail, maybe ill go with a Peter Pan theme for the rest. Mama (Lil Black Nose) is doing well. Has anyone seen a tail like this before?
It could be [genetic], but his mother has a small curl but only on the tip. I was thinking maybe during the growth it was in a tight spot in the womb and bent somehow lol, but what u said makes sense."

Via u/A5TR0N0T
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"I'll sleep here"

Via u/no_beer_on_monday
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"Apprehended in the trash by a responsible citizen, brought to justice(our home)"

Via u/thelumpyslapper
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"Tiny outlaw we found out in the rain."

Via u/Revolutionary-Gas448
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"Possum being lazy on the freshly laundered blanket straight out of the drier."

Via u/Suthernboy1968
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"little baby at work in our shelter's kitten nursery"

Via u/MegaNymphia
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"Four kittens have taken up residence on our porch…"

Via u/rach0406
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"Little Miso. So small and look at him now!"

Via u/Over-Speech-5112
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"Criminal found in middle of highway in the rain. Apprehended, sentenced to all the treats and snuggles she can handle."

Via u/flyingashes1
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"Caught in the garden being smol and noisy, captured for life with no parole"

Via u/lilithmari
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"We foster neonates. Some choice babies"

Via u/cFlasch