The Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (November 24, 2023)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Nov 24, 2023 12:00 PM EST

It's Black Friday, so time to stock up on your fancy dice, DMs! Just kidding, you don't need extra special dice to have a good time playing D&D, but man does it help sometimes. Something shiny to look at while you're battling a demon does the body good. 

I used to play DnD with a group of friends at my college, and we were all pretty new to the game. We had the most fun coming up with goofy names for our characters and making them do ridiculous things. I had one friend who tried to make every encounter with an NPC turn sexual. Our DM begrudgingly complied… for a while. Now that I'm an adult, finding a regular time to play can be difficult, but it's still nice to bust out a little role-play now and then. It's a break from the daily drag. And so are these fresh DnD memes for you and the other members of your campaign to enjoy. 

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  • 01
    Me: are there any traps? DM: there don't appear to be any I find that answer vague and unconvincing
    via tarwen
  • 02
    John Rogers Retweeted Sean Hunt @seanofthehunt Dungeon Master expectation: A master storyteller who gets to weave epic adventures for their friends. DM reality: An accidental therapist who has to guide a group of friends through weird parts of their personalities, whilst pretending to be a goblin. #DnD 11:24 PM 18 Mar 19- Twitter for iPhone 4,045 Retweets 14.2K Likes 23 Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer-15h Replying to @seanofthehunt and @Dayntee Hahahahahahaha. Checks out. 23 24 919
    via @seanofthehunt &
  • 03
    When you get out of a 6 hour sessions, and suddenly people are calling you your real name and not your character name. NOW THAT'S A NAME I HAVE NOT HEARD IN A LONG, LONG TIME
    via tarwen
  • 04
    Come over to my house. So we could make out, right? So we could make out, right?
    via tarwen
  • 05
    by:p.deviantart.com It's strange that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing...... Boromir holding his GM's d20.
    via tarwen
  • 06
    When the players ignore the main quest so the DM just lays down plot progession wherever they go NEWSFEED Man Stumbles Down Rabbit Hole And Finds 700-Year-Old Templar Cave
    via tarwen
  • 07
    Barbarian with no magic weapons I'm going to attack the ghost by swinging the halfling in magic platemail at it DM That feels weird, but I'll allow it
    via tarwen
  • 08
    DungeonGlitch | Matt (he/him) @DungeonGlitch I'm writing a #DnD adventure where the party is tasked by a council of Tabaxi to procure vital food shipments. The conditions difficult, risky. Upon return, the heroes unload the food into the storage - only to find there was plenty of food - but a spot of the ground was visible.
    via @DungeonGlitch
  • 09
    Tulok the Barbardian @tulokthe If you're ever worried the names in your D&D game are too on the nose, remember that the Rocky Mountains are a real thing.
    via @tulokthe
  • 10
    Text Merries Dominantly DM TIP: 7 PLAYER ROLLED A 1? Lick Nipples BUST OUT THE NAUGHTY DICE! MAKE IT AN ENCOUNTER THEY NEVER FORGET!
    via tarwen
  • 11
    SEARCH How many of you would like a low-fantasy campaign that's full of political intrigue? CARCH And who would like just the opposite, a wild funhouse dungeon full of crazy monsters? ARCH So you want a realistic, serious campaign... that's completely off-the-wall and full of magic? every session. www.w FIN SAV FXN And also, we should level up
    via tarwen
  • 12
    Justice Armonsters @justicearman You better check your child's halloween candy bc I'm giving out polyhedral dice this year, and if you thought drugs were bad just wait until you see how addicting D&D is. 12:23 PM Sep 29, 2021. Twitter for Android 963 Retweets 53 Quote Tweets 5,780 Likes
    via @justicearman
  • 13
    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
    via tarwen
  • 14
    The Party: "We'll be good this session, we're not going to set any of your cities in fire." The DM, half an hour later: 111 ( SHKRA Those bastards lied to me ABOOD
    via tarwen
  • 15
    Mimic: *hiding as a treasure chest* The party: "Finally, treasure!" DM:
    via tarwen
  • 16
    SurlyCricket 2h One of my favorite thing to do with Liches is to have them cast spells from previous editions, or have their spells work like they were from 1e/2e. Lich has improved invis and stoneskin and mirror image up.. "Hey DM, what about concentration???" lol "Hey, why is he taking no damage at all when we hit him... he's only supposed to take half damage!" lol "WHY ARE THERE 8 MIRROR IMAGES" lol muhabeti 2h This is genius. Liches so old they're from previous editions. That said, I also ho
    via u/SurlyCricket & u/muhabeti
  • 17
    yourplayersaidwhat 2ft tall, 25lb Kobold Rogue: "Please don't take away my emotional support dragonborn." 7'1", 300lb Dragonborn Barbarian: "Yeah, she might get carried away by an above average owl."
    via yourplayersaidwhat
  • 18
    MY STATS MY BACKSTORY MY EQUIPMENT MY DICE ROLLS
    via swedishcalypso
  • 19
    YOU APPROACH A TREACHEROUS SWAMP. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? * ARTAX AND I WILL BRAVE THE SWAMP. EL 61 11 6 FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMEMES
    via swedishcalypso
  • 20
    dnd-homebrew5e E hotboyproblems imaginedsoldier Being a DM and writing your own campaigns is like buying your cats an elaborate cat condo and watching those dumb idiots spend 4 days in the box it came in eating packing peanuts kijilinn *slams the reblog so fast* Source: imaginedsoldier C 4G 74% 8:48 AM *D
    via imaginedsoldier
  • 21
    Dm: does a 24 hit? Player:
    via swedishcalypso
  • 22
    I can cast haste on the entire party. What? I cast glyph of warding/haste on 1000 individual ball bearings with the triggering action of an ally touching them. If I store them in a bag of holding it's an extra dimensional space. They'll never move more than 10 feet within that plane of existence. made with mematic no DM
    via swedishcalypso
  • 23
    The party meets a large man in a trench coat His name is Ryse Krispee He's actually 3 kobolds They're named snap, crackle, pop
    via swedishcalypso
  • 24
    THE DM THE DM imgflip.com players using RAW to make a Javelin go Mach 1.5 and destroy everything allowing it and enforcing RAW so the javelin does 1d8 DMG
    via swedishcalypso
  • 25
    Lemme tell you a story. My Elf rogue once got a ring of anti-magic as a reward It projected an anti-magic field so small it was only useful for picking magical locks. With my remaining gold, I bought 5 tons of cannonballs Then I asked our party mage to shrink em. I treated the cannonballs as if they were bullets for my flintlock rifle. Here's the kicker - I fitted the anti-magic ring at the end of my rifle barrel. Guess who now has a Ship Cannon as a portable weapon. The DM:
    via swedishcalypso
  • 26
    DM: THE VILLAIN STARTS CRYING WHEN EXPLAINING THEIR TRAGIC BACK STORY. WIZARD: I WANT TO CONSOLE THE VILLAIN. DM: OK? WIZARD: I APPROACH THE VILLAIN, GENTLY LAY MY HAND ON THEIR CHEST AND WHISPER IN THEIR EAR.... DM: GO ON.. WIZARD: I CAST FIREBALL... DM: YOU SON OF A....
    via swedishcalypso
  • 27
    I CAST REGULAR MISSILE
    via swedishcalypso

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