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10 Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Crush Your Faith In Modern Day Dating

Ah Tinder (see here for another ridiculous batch), a true beacon to the shamelessly flirty and perverse souls that have an uncanny knack for making things supremely awkward right off the bat. 

Some individuals are actually adept at coming up with original pickup lines that actually work! Who would've thought. But they do not make up for the endless reams of attempts that are just embarrassingly bad flirting attempts

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    Selfie - Sarah, 20 I'm just going to answer the question for you: yes they are real
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    Text - Jessica YOU MATCHED WITH JESSICA ON 2017-05-24 Girl I'd beat that ass like it's Micheal Vicks dog Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Annika YOU MATCHED WITH ANNIKA ON 5/23/17 Have you ever wondered how the hell a 1000 ton boat floats in water yet a half pound rock sinks to the bottom? That's why I won't do a cruise cos what the fuck how May 24, 2017, 8:31 PM Probably magic tbh Probs and I don't want to fuck with it I agree. You can just fuck with me instead Sounds good Snapchat? Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Chloe Guarantee you can't out-drink me May 17, 2017, 5:56 PM I've spend the past year destroying my liver with Australians, I could 110% out- drink you. I'm a frat boy with nothing better to do than drink all day. Iguess there's only one way to settle this... May 17, 2017, 6:32 PM I was a bartender/backpacker, I lived on alcohol. Guess there is only one way.. Just make sure to bring some tissues, there's gonna be tears. Should bring lube too? Sent Yeah I mean, what's tissues and tears wit
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    Text - Stacey YOU MATCHED WITH STACEY ON 5/22/17 hi Blow me or block me Sent Type a Message... Send GIF lol I'm QWE ОР R T Y U I AS D F GH J K L Х С Z VBN х return 123 space M
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    Text - Sara If you could have any dinosaur what would it be? May 31, 2017, 9:03 AM velociraptor Oh that's cool! Mine would be a trisaratopless Very clever Garrett very clever If you like my wordplay you should see my foreplay Hmmm tempting P'll supply food Oh I was expecting you to just eat me out Well that can be arranged too I guess Send Туре a Message... GIF
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    Text - Angela YOU MATCHED WITH ANGELA ON 5/25/17 Your profile says its loading... thats funny, you know what else is loading?? May 27, 2017, 6:32 PM What? Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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    Text - Katlyn Haha thank you for that. Apr 28, 2017, 3:44 AM Kat, when we first matched I was just a boy. A boy who wanted to stick his phallus into and/or eat wings off of any orifice in front of me,but I've changed. If you would just give me a chance, I would hold you and caress you sweetly as I whisper sweet nothings in your ear until you're moist as a packeted towelette at a chain restaurant. I would go down on you for hours, being sure to distract you from the fact that I've had a dangerous
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    Text - Jensyn YOU MATCHED WITH JENSYN ON 5/23/17 Are you by chance related Smitty WerbenjagermanJENSYN?? I heard he was number 1 Sent Okay that's by far the best thing I've ever heard e Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Alexus YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXUS ON 5/22/17 Normally I ride in a Lexus. But now I want Alexus to ride me Sent Send Туре a Message... GIF
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    Text - Emily EMILY SUPER LIKED YOU ON 5/26/17 FUCK ME PLZ JIZZ ON MY FACE So is that a no? Sent May 26, 2017, 1:24 AM plz come fuck me i want to have sex wth you May 26, 2017, 1:59 AM PLEASE Send Type a Message... GIF
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