30 Memes of a Feather that Flock Together

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    I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain't about to either. DIEBANAL WARNING
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    sculseeds soulseedsforall 00 Follow I ate the baby Jesus from our Christmas Navity Scene...not looking forward to the Second Coming ...
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    CRYSTALS FOR BANISHING PEOPLE ...any of them will do you just have to throw them hard enough
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    When you're attacking Cincinnati and some guy starts throwing turkeys out of a helicopter ...
  • 05
    It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely.
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    Pro tip: if you have cats, never leave the rice uncovered... GINAL BRY 12 c upo 9 iz 732 ON Brow
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    Vulture Bayy Spaghetti Carbanana Never text me again Delivered
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    1980: "In 2023 we will have flying cars!" 2023: 3.9 DO NOT EAT THIS WRAPPER CRISPY MAS
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    When you accidentally click restart instead of power off on your 8 year old laptop This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
  • 10
    When life shuts a door. Open it again. It's a door. That's how they work.
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    gh 17 There once was a man from Cork, who got limericks and haiku confused A Classical Poet - Domenico Fetti - c. 1620-1621.
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    Hello clarice
  • 13
    IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. It's gonna be a long night...
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    Andrew Armstrong @donfrijole One of the weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.
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    Catieosaurus @CatieOsaurus Thinking about that time in college when a girl walked in to class late holding a coffee, and the prof was like "nice of you to join us, perhaps you could get coffee earlier next time" and she looked him in the eye and said "oh the coffee didn't make me late I just don't care".
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    I CALL THIS PIECE "MAINE" NOTICE HOW I LAYERED THE SNOW ON TOP OF THE SNOW? vnemegenerator not
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    scheherazade @cholulamami grandmother on my dad's side was in an arranged marriage and right before the wedding decided she wasn't going, stole a rifle, climbed to the roof of her house, and said in front of the whole village "i do not want that man, i want that one" and pointed the gun at my grandfather The Irish Atheist @Irish_Atheist. 3d Tell me about a super-cool thing one of your ancestors/older family members did.
  • 18
    For those who don't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator, the crocodile is the one next to the alligator
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    Levi @Levi_Pasma3 What if your debit/credit card had a yearly wrap up like Spotify. "You bought 243 Crunchwrap supremes "You frequented Taco Bell at 2 a.m." "You spent $753 on coffee this year
  • 20
    You get the punchline before the question! What's wrong with time-travel jokes? I'm Sorry. What?
  • 21
    Santa is cool and all but we all know Mrs. Claus has Santa's stuff all packed and the reindeer ready to go while Santa spends 45 mins pooping right before the sleigh takes off.
  • 22
    sucysucyfivedolla the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg iamonlydorb oh no I'm not falling for this one again memyselfandhate what
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    I like them thicc af - But Sir Newton, we can't write that! - Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction
  • 24
    The world might be chewing me up and shiting me out but I'm built like a piece of corn.
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    BERT'S BOOKS BOOK LOVERS AROUND THE WORLD: BOOKWORM (ENGLISH) READING HORSE (DANISH) LIBRARY RAT (SPANISH) CHAPTER MAGGOT (FINISH) INK DRINKER (FRENCH) PAGE MAGE (CROATIAN)
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    Me after touching the worst texture in existence 5 @number1sillystrawfan Mimartinez
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    kayla @Kayla Potthast Chicken strips? You mean a ranch shovel?
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    Scandinavian tourist groups visiting the UK for their Christmas shopping trip. Circa 800 AD. @NORDIC.BROTHERHOOD
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    When the stuff you ordered off Amazon arrives that you could've just bought in town but town has people in it and you don't like people. 31
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    have a smart phone, sma TV, smart fridge & smart thermostat... I'm essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

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