31 Memes to Save for a Rainy Day

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    VODKA OUZO WHISKEY GIN + + + + ICE ICE ICE ICE Lord Statty @stattydread This Ice s t is dangerous DESTROYS THE KIDNEYS DESTROYS THE LIVER DESTROYS THE HEART DESTROYS THE BRAIN
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    MOOCT ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO TASTE AND SEE? IS IT APPLE JUICE OR ELF PEE? 23
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    WINS BBY ok.com/hankhilltoolmaster 67 包 00 WIN RAIDO FINISH HIM!! THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOUI
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    O Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like To Be Destroyed By Goths
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    BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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    Friend: I'm just so confused. I don't know what I should do. Me: *Standing in underwear Dunking Oreos in Whiskey* Well you came to the right place
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    When you hit the piñata really hard and you hear a kid cry
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    infamous-jamie Follow I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ALL OF THEM ARE LUFTBALLONS 000 20,823 notes
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    Therapist: Can you think of anyone who is a negative influence in your life who is causing you to feel this way? Me: -Well, of course I know him. He's me.
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    TO $
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    When someone says your body should be a temple, but yours is a bouncy castle: oscouse MA
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    Friend: Yeah, it sounds like you got a lot on your plate. Do you have a plan? Me: What do you mean? This is the plan.
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    When your girl asks you to fix her car but you know nothing about cars 4 DEFEATED MALE LEAVES
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    i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me 9:02 AM 10/10/21 Twitter for iPhone ●
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    "Fine you can sleep here but only for tonight"
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    You poor thing... Don't bring my financial status into this
  • 17
    This male has overslept. At the moment, he stands no chance of mating.
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    own 7 Pens! GADD MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 · 1d HIM: Hi, I stole your identity, I've been living as you for a week. ME: HIM: ME: HIM: *Just starts crying* ME: *Hugs him* Hey, it's okay- HIM: *Loud crying* Like, how do you even get up in the morning? ME: Shh, I know, I know. It's gonna be okay.
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    sensenoi There are only four Irish folk songs: 1. I had too much to drink and I regret nothing 2. I met a fair bonny lass and she was bonny and fair 3. We will fight the British for ever and ever and ever and ever and 4. I have left Ireland and I shall never be happy again sarcasm-is-my-form-of-attack faeries 5. Those
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    Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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    New Lettuce @newLettuce [Hell] Demon: We will punish you for your gluttony! Me: Neato! I'm a glutton for punishment Demon: ... *quietly into walkie-talkie* could I get a supervisor over here 1:17 PM 3/11/19. Twitter for Android
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    6:0 Colin Dellow @cldellow 8h People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose. 74 2,131 10.3K
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    NEWS IN BRIEF Literary Scholars Discover First Draft Of 'A Christmas Carol' Where All 4 Ghosts Show Up At Once And Just Beat Out Of The Scrooge Friday 1:15PM SEE MORE: VOL 56 ISSUE 49✓ f 11 (
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    Dog: You are my life. My purpose. I will do anything for you Human: Drop the ball Dog: Go yourself
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    my feelings are hurt @john_from_hr Girl: Rearrange my guts daddy Surgeon: Why isn't she under anesthesia Anesthesiologists: She's under so much anesthesia
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    aaronsmithtumbler Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix. This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids. val-ritz YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE Source: aaronsmithtumbler
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    you are important
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    Alicia 18 Demon Goddess of @Flailmorpho_ Aliens invade: "EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT" Humans: "oh thank Aliens: "wait what?" 8:25 PM 08 Oct 20 - Twitter Web App god"
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    dad: What are you doing? Me: I am talking to my imaginary girlfriend Dad: You know you could do better, right? Me: Yeah I know dad Dad: I was talking to your girlfriend My dad: dadėt withementiatic Me:
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    Everybody gangsta until the chicken. nugget bites back 113
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    10. Rachel has 16 chocolate bars. Tracey takes 4 from her and asks for the remaining quarter. What would she end up with? A slap Not the I was looking for

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