40+ Memes That Don't Pull Punches

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    When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life MAMO
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    When the conversation goes into a topic you're an expert on Suckle on my teet of wisodom
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    My left nostril: My right nostril: Two hours later
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    tom @pilau me: omg you're dying my phone: wtf the charger is just across the room me: [crying] I wish I could help 10:14 AM 4/18/20 Twitter for iPhone .
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    LY I REALLY WISH I weren't living through a major historical event RIGHT NOW!
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    was God id if i still be an atheist i dont believe in myself because
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    I'M ABOUT 1 WEEK AWAY FROM BEING FRIENDS WITH A VOLLEYBALL.
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    [seductively takes off glasses] Wow you're blurry
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    caucasianscriptures First World Pains @First WorldPains I know that adults do multiple loads of laundry for different colored clothes but I've been putting all my clothes in at the same time and I'm just saying, nothing bad has happened 8:00 AM 22 May 19 TweetDeck Can confirm this meckamecha Modern laundry sauce doesn't cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did marsincharge ......call it something else theponyarchive clothes marinade
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    i believe in shigaraki supremacy @costtaconcordia u ever meet a loud introvert? like those introverts who hate being around ppl but once they r in their element oh my GOD 9:07 PM 10/1/20 - Twitter for iPhone .
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    snout being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don't like how unsupervised they are weepingwitch my cells govern themselves, I'm mostly just a figurehead keysmashingbicth my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen
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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, and got distracted on my way back. I have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee.
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    USE LAUNDRY TO ADD A POP OF COLOUR TO YOUR INTERIORS Outie.co.nz
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    voidbat body: you are dying of The Heat me: [removes blanket] body: never have you been So Frozen Source: voidbat 405,010 notes D
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    Reasons why I update software Because I want the latest version To get rid of the reminder
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    My voice in my head My voice in real life My voice in recordings
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    im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread
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    Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau No email has ever found me well I need you to lower your expectations. 7:51 AM 3/6/21. Twitter for iPhone ● : ...
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    I'm sure most of us will find this useful... SO, YOUR TV SHOW ENDED... Now What? An unproven 12 step guide to coping with whatever is next. Inspired by Dr. Leo Spaceman Published by Hugh Mann-Reiseourcez
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    When you're over 25 and use words like "Lit, Fleek, Fam or bruh" MUSIC BAND How do you do, fellow kids?
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    Cashier: The receipt is in the bag Me: You too
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    Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi I'm sorry I haven't replied to your email but I glanced at it, vowed to deal with it later, and now the very thought of even opening it fills me with crippling dread.
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    Absolutely no one: Right nostril at 1:00 AM:
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    "you don't always have to apologize for everything, you're good" Me: TENSILS U oh okay sorry
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    anexperimentallife Follow Derek Mecca 23h WHERE IS THE THING? CARELESSLY SET DOWN (I FORGET WHERE) DELIBERATELY PUT IN SPECIAL PLACE (FORGET WHERE)
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    When you've ignored your laundry for weeks OR
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    WHY I'M STARING OFF INTO SPACE I am pondering my insignificance I am daydreaming about pizza I am trying to do math I am being super pres- ent in this exact moment I am drunk I am overwhelmed by living life @MATTSURELEE
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    19. Me Old t-shirts I last used 4 years ago but refuse to throw away be, 10
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    When ur going thru airport security and you start getting nervous all of a sudden I do not kill people. That is my least favourite thing to do.
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    Seth J. Dickinson @sethjdickinson it's hilarious and awesome that we invented telephones, used them for a hundred years, and then collectively decided they were awkward and stressful and we just wanted to send very fast letters instead >
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    Your upstairs neighbor starter pack ATC ||II||
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    I never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
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    X @tittiebae when you read your old messages and see how you used to talk cringe 8:08 AM 4/6/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Today I completed a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this.
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    When you let out a huge fart and the pain in your stomach vanishes inner peace
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    simon (is not my first name) @SelfLoathing You me verifying on imdb that an actor with one line in a 'king of queens' episode from 2002 was the same actor who said one word in a 'seinfeld' episode from 1994 and that i was of course correct and how there is no transference of this skill in any financially viable way INTERESTING. LON 92
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    jess @lovelyjess What feels illegal, but isn't? Han @hannah_may21 Calling in sick when you're actually sick
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    lottie @sellottie sobbing 'i'm an apex predator! i'm an apex predator!' as a seagull waddles closer and closer to me and my sandwich
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    Katherine @MageOfSolitude I relate to vampires because I, too, must be clearly and specifically invited in before I have the audacity to try to participate in anything 12:01 PM 5/22/20 - Twitter Web App
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    I am not dead I am dormant see you soon baked-barbie I want this on my tombstone Source: screenshotsofdespair
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    Wtf is "burning CDs" K.Y.R.I @VividDope I knew this day would come... SINZU MEMES

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