You've been on the dating scene for a while, so it's easy to get nostalgic. Back when we were in middle school, dating was easy; you'd give a note to your friend to pass to your crush in the hallway and you'd confess that you like like them. Not just 'like'... 'like like'. From there, you'd hold hands silently at lunch before parting ways like nothing happened. That is, until that dirtbag of a 'boyfriend' started holding hands with Suzy Scumbag instead. Maybe dating has always been a little more difficult than you thought... At least, when you're the jealous type.
If jealous girlfriends can predict that our partner is on their way out of our relationship, we can prepare for it. Otherwise, we might end up like our middle school self, watching our so-called BF sit silently with some other girl. It was then you vowed never to lose a man to a Suzy Scumbag ever again and it was then that you became an FBI-rated internet sleuth.
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