Imagine for a moment: we take all the tweets from 2023, print them out, and bind them together in a hardcover book. What would that say about us as a culture? Probably that we love BTS, we had a lot of words about the Panera charged lemonade, and that a lot of us… are bots. We could then bury that book for future civilizations to uncover, so they could have an idea of what their ancestors valued.
You know what? Now that I say it, it doesn't sound like a good idea. They'll think we're idiots. But maybe we are? Maybe it's actually the most accurate representation we could hope for. And when they find that one banger @dril tweet, it will all be worth it. We could call it… hear me out.. the X files. Dang, I'm on fire today. Anyway, enjoy the freshest tweets from the first week of January, to kick off this year's time capsule.