‘Eat your own fries’: Good Advice for Women About Men From Men

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    Posted by u/fallensamyurai 21 hours ago What's a fact you wish more women knew about men?
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    ZigguratZigzag 20 hr. ago We'd rather get you extra food than have you say you're not hungry and eat ours.
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    regman12 17 hr. ago Big bro had a hella good pile of cheese fries that got snatched in front of his eyes. I can read the pain.
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    Dedj McDedjson 19 hr. ago Every fry you take . And every chew you make Every fast you break Every sip you take I'll be watching you
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    PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIR L • 19 hr. ago . Seriously, stop playing games. Order food. I ordered MY food. If you ask me to order extra so we can share I will 100% do that, no problem. Gladly. I'd love to.
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    Hayes4prez 20 hr. ago Exactly! We don't care or notice how much food you all eat... just stop eating my food.
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    vulcanxnoob. 20 hr. ago edited 19 hr. ago We don't always want to do something. Sometimes our plan for an entire weekend, is not to have a plan. This doesn't mean that we want to do something, it is not an invitation to plan as much possible. : as
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    baremetalrecovery. 19 hr. ago This. Sometimes i have to not mention that i have an upcoming day off of work, because as soon as i do i start getting all-day list of plans, activities and errands. Never even
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    errands. Never even a consideration that i might already have my own plans for the day, or maybe just need to rest.
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    Timtimer55 · 18 hr. ago Freedom from plans!
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    Satyr604 19 hr. ago Very much this. I work three days and have three days off. The days I work, I work 12 hour shifts. I work, eat and sleep those days. That's it.
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    I'm seriously not waiting to visit your family every single time I'm free, sometimes multiple times during my three days off.
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    peon47 19 hr. ago The difference between "Not planning to do anything" and "Planning to do nothing" is vast and significant.
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    Muzzled Screaming. 19 hr. ago Basically that John Mulaney bit about adults being asked what they did last weekend, and becoming absolutely elated when they realize "I did...nothing! Nothing at all! 9999 no **** SHOP
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    jsquared427 21 hr. ago We don't know where to go out to eat either.
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    islandsimian · 20 hr. ago Me: burgers Her: I don't feel like burgers At this point it's her turn to decide. Not...
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    Me: what do you feel like? Her: I don't care, you decide #@! ¹@! #@!
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    PewpyDewpdyPantz 20 hr. ago If you give us a compliment we will remember it for months. Maybe even years.
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    amerkanische_Frosch 20 hr. ago I got a bedroom compliment once that I have been carrying around in my brain for almost FIVE DECADES.
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    graveybrains 18 hr. ago I've been holding on to a "you've got nice eyes" since 1998
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    zombie_gas 17 hr. ago Drunk girl walked into my dorm hallway with friends, looked at me and slurred "he's cute!" This was 1986 and I still remember.
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    Mr_master89. 19 hr. ago A girl working in EB Games told me that I smell really good years ago and I still remember that
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    Bay1Bri 19 hr. ago A girl told me I had nice calves on 1999. I still remember it lol
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    snekasan 20 hr. ago · edited 13 hr. ago Can't believe nobody has said this so far. We like, and sometimes need, hugs. That's it. Not as a way to transition in to whatever. Just hugs. or
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    boredsleepyhe4d. 21 hr. ago For some women: we have feelings too
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    maaku7 17 hr. ago And then once men show emotion: "Eww, that's not attractive."

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