32 Memes for Couples Conquering Toddler Trials and Tribulations (January 29, 2023)

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    Toddlers when they see another kid get out a toy that they never play with Aight I'm finna go play with that
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    when you don't get the fruit snack open fast enough and the toddler erupts
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    Me laying in my bed after my toddler has played with their toys in it um
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    a baby: *pulling my hand* me: where are we going?? baby: *gibberish mixed with stomping & screaming* me: B You son of a I'm in
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    Toddlers: Give me a snack Parents: I just gave you a sna... Toddlers: WHAT SNACK?!?!
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    Parents: Looks like you're struggling a bit putting your shoes on. You want some help? Toddlers: GO AWAY!
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    Are you sure you dont know who ate all the Cheetos? My Toddler: Cheele
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    My toddler immediately after telling me he doesn't need a sippee cup parco hhgrees
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    Hugging my kid after a meltdown. Knowing they're just gonna do me dirty again in 5 minutes
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    Me on day 3 of being stuck in the house with a toddler: I WANT TO BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE
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    Living in a house with a toddler is like living in a cage with a lion. You can't sleep. You have to tiptoe everywhere. And heaven forbid you upset it. AL LL LLL
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    What opened these cereal boxes? a drunk octopus a chainshaw a 4 year old who can "do it myself" Post FRUFTY PERR S STRUN FRUIT BBLE Post 110 CAPN CRUNCH CR ܐܐ܂ H
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    Me when my kid is melting down in the middle of the store and people start staring I've never met this man in my life.
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    When your kid's been a perfect sleeper for over a year and you discover toddler sleep regression What fresh is this?
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    If you're ever wondering what it's like to be the parent of a toddler
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    There is nothing quite like a dog's fear of toddlers
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    Daycare: "Yeah, she skipped both of her naps today." Me: (chuckles) I'm in danger.
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    You know the expression about your dog's bark being worse than his bite? Well my toddler's whining is worse than your dog's bark.
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    When your toddler randomly decides to try & claw your face your face off
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    Drink some water, honey. Toddlers:
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    when your kid says, "i love you, too"
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    Lady: Wow, looks like you've got your hands full. Me (trying to wrestle my toddler back into the cárt):
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    Hour 3 of begging my toddler to go to sleep.
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    when your toddler won't eat because her food is too "foody" really? @realtoughdad
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    Leaving your toddler unsupervised to brush their teeth
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    Toddler: I WANT MOMMY! Husband: He wants you to wipe him. Me, in the middle of cleaning:
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    New parent: "We try not to say 'no' to our toddler." Me: Congratulations. That's quite a waste of time.
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    Toddler: " Me: Look I feel the same but we can't be shouting that. this"
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    Unfiltered Mama @Unfiltered Mama The tea party my toddler invited me to feels more like a hostage situation. ...
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    "Having a 2-yr-old is like having a blender without a lid.” - Jerry Seinfeld
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    My toddler acting all nice and quiet total disaster in the next room Me
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    Found this cute picture of what my toddler looks like when she hasn't napped Comm

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