'Get back here, you naughty boy!': Hissterical Confessions Made By Cat Owners Who Regret Nothing

As experiences cat owners who have had cats for many, many years and who love talking about their cats at every single opportunity that has ever been presented to us, we have to admit… that there are some things about our cats that we don't tell other people. Hey, it's a little bit embarrassing to tell non-cat people who don't understand that our cats come to the bathroom with us every single time that we go. Or to tell them that we sometimes wrap our cats up like little purritos and then coo over them for half an hour. Or that we have long in-depth conversations with our cats on a daily basis.

People like our readers would understand, but that's because you're the same as us. Other people may look at us funny. But we do want to share those things. Sometimes, the need to confess overtakes us, and we feel like we have to do it. And you know what? Apparently, there are places on the internet to do it, and some of those cat-themed confessions online… are absolutely ridiculous.

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Now, this is what we call a confession. Don't let people confuse you. All those articles you see about how "men with cats are less attractive"… lies! Men who love cats and are willing to go our of their way to help cats are intensely attractive. This confession is merely one single piece of proof.
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This is a neighbor's feud done well. How dare you, Mr. Neighbor, do anything that might so much as upset our cats, let alone stress them out? Let alone do it so purposefully? Well done for the Baby Shark revenge, Mr. Neighbor num.2. Creative and forceful, just how it should be done.
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