33 Memes for the Tried and True Single Friend On Yet Another Valentine’s

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  • 01
    Instead of "single" as a marital status, they should have "independently owned and operated"
  • 02
    thot @_YourLocalThot_ "Are you seeing anyone?" Like a hallucination, a therapist or a boy?
  • 03
    "Hey are you busy" Me thinking about if I'm busy or not
  • 04
    Me reentering the dating pool:
  • 05
    If you're not happy single, try dating apps. You'll still be single but you'll appreciate it a lot more.
  • 06
    Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard It's amazing how much I accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over
  • 07
    Girls be Like "good morning" and then Sleep again
  • 08
    All of my fitness goals are within reach but unfortunately so are the snacks.
  • 09
    I need a good man" I sent you one but you kept "Jesus, Jesus: saying he's just a friend @myjesusjam
  • 10
    I bet you would be really motivated if the weight you lost went to somebody you don't like.
  • 11
    When you don't wanna get out of bed and pee because you're comfy but you can't sleep because you gotta pee
  • 12
    denise @Stellacopter Looking like greatly increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%.
  • 13
    When the person you're suppose to drink with tonight starts talking about how tired they are Don't. Don't you dare.
  • 14
    DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay Sometimes before bedtime I fall asleep on the couch... It's my lil sleep appetizer...my nappetizer
  • 15
    When I win the lottery, I won't say anything, but there will be signs...
  • 16
    In all these years of being attractive I have only attracted problems.
  • 17
    yes, of course you can have a meltdown today, just a little one as a treat
  • 18
    "what did you eat today?" me having my third coffee of the day: ALLE
  • 19
    My dream job would be Karma delivery service googlemet20
  • 20
    My brain literally stops working when this happens End & Accept Decline Hold & Accept
  • 21
    my love language is DMing coworkers a little joke when we're on the same zoom and seeing the slight upturn in their expression when they read it
  • 22
    Me going to bed after doing my night time skincare routine with all my serums and oils
  • 23
    Every night around 10:30pm I realize that it's only 6:00pm
  • 24
    The closest best friends are usually just two people who spoke one day and thought "this person is just as weird and up as I am. I wanna with this nut job" and do ratchet that's beautiful
  • 25
    Girls have a hard time choosing where to eat, because the last time they chose, they doomed all of humanity.
  • 26
    Dating as an adult is like going to the dump and looking around for the least broken and disgusting thing.
  • 27
    when I use "???????????” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
  • 28
    What is the best thing you know how to do? Me:
  • 29
    friend: i thought you were dieting? me: i am friend: you just had 3 donuts me: but i wanted 4. see, dieting.
  • 30
    "NO"vember A time to start saying "no" to people, places & things that drain your energy.
  • 31
    hate starting new relationships gotta act like I ain't crazy for 2 months @sweetpsycho
  • 32
    Online dating is like being hungry while you're at your Grandma's house and trying to find the least expired thing to eat and hoping for the best.
  • 33
    When you try and be an adult and walk away from an argument, then hear a "that's what I thought...": \/

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