30 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (February 22, 2024)

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    Can I bring you anything else? Orange juice, tissues maybe? your Husband has the sniffles...
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    This is what I wake up to this Sunday morning. My husband using my instant pot insert to drain the toilet.
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    "I think I'm getting sick." The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband. someecards user card
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    EXPECTATION REALITY ONLY ON 2 Husband Forced To Live On Lawn Taylor Lake Village, Harris County ser KPRC
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    Me as a wife Imaoooooooooo me
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    WHEN YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT SURPRISED makeameme.org
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    When you're exhausted, but your husband is feeling frisky... so you hide in the kitchen and wait for him to fall asleep on the couch. @Willyotler
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    After isolation Where's your husband? In the garden I didn't see him You need to dig a little
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    Watching my husband fix himself a snack right after I cleaned the entire kitchen @NOT THENANNY
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    You never listen to me, you only hear what you want to hear Sure, I'll have a beer
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    Relationships I just love him so much, he's my everyth- Written by Six Pack Mom Zzzzzzzz *Snork!* I can't live like this. 000
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    I KNOW MY HUSBAND IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO DO A LOT OF THINGS BUT HE'S TRAPPED IN A BODY OF A PERSON WHO WANTS TO SLEEP matlin.com
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    This is me with my wife: GROSS. YOUR FOREHEAD IS ALL SWEATY
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    WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LIKES THE RECIPE BUT DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS
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    It was my husbands turn to feed her NOIT And your husband, miss is an inventor extraordinaire 100100
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    When I ask my husband to take a photo of me When he asks me to take a photo of him
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    Me watching my husband cook a bomb 4-course meal while I stand there with my spatchy-spatch ready to stir something
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    M $1,863 VIA 9GAG.COM Thu. 19:17
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    WHEN YOUR BABY CRIES FOR YOUR WIFE AND CREATIVITY IS ALL YOU'VE GOT
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    I TOLD HIM I WANT THE DIVORCE HE SAID "GG"
  • 21
    Husband: We need to save money and not spend on unnecessary things. Also husband: @MotherPlaylist An Alpaca! I got the last one.
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    I told him I needed space... BD He bought me a 1 TB SSD
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    Men be like "where's the ketchup" HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP Men also be like "do you see that buck across the canyon"
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    "YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW "I AM THE VIEW" E
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    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
  • 26
    My husband started eating cheerios. He said he's trying to lower his cholesterol so he can live longer... Honey Nut Cheerios ...Live longer? Longer than me? So he can find a new wife! no, he's going back to bacon for breakfast and we're dying together.
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    Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, and not doing it because you'd miss them. somee cards user card
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    lasked my 6-3" husband to hang our bathroom mirror...
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    I asked my husband to pick up 6 potatoes...
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    LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP BECAUSE HE CLEANED THE TOILET
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    WHEN YOU SMELL SOMEONE MAKING POPCORN AT NIGHT WITHOUT YOU

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