‘I married you because you’re a Catholic and can’t divorce me’: And Other Wild Statements in Dating That Made the Person Run For the Hills

Welcome back goddesses of the internet. With any relationship, tactfulness and respectful communication is critical. Words can cut deep, and can affect someone for years to come. What was supposed to be an innocuous comment turns into a flight that lasts years. 

It can be jarring and shocking to date someone, or worse, married to someone who just says all the wrong things at the most crucial and sensitive times. These words can get stuck in our heads, and recovery could be difficult and arduous. Though shocking, it can also be hilarious to read the wacky first date remarks. And at least on a first date, you can get out quickly! Imagine being already married to someone and they decide to show you their true colors years down the line. Now that's a nightmare. Regardless of either, enjoy this funny and amusing Reddit thread about disgusting things that someone said while dating that changed your opinion of them. 

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