'Smells like Doritos on a good day': Veterinarian spills the beans on the kooky quirks of conventional dog breeds

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    Breeds I wouldn't own as a veterinarian and reasons why
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    Basically a house cat that doesn't live as long "I know my oversized house cat is only supposed to live 7 to 9 years but she turns 18 this year... Go Great Danes!"
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    Require a personal chef "My yorkie and I feel attacked. I don't cook meals for her! I just have to cut her special fridge food into tiny pieces and hand feed them to her!
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    Too many voices in their head "My Weimaraner is doing his best okay? And we love him
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    The earth makes them itchy "Correct. No notes."
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    Don't have 32 hours a day to run them "I think my pointer is broken she could run 32 hours a day but she is also just as happy to snuggle and watch tv all day"
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    Live to be 100, go blind and deaf at 2 go "The way you roasted the poodle has me roooooooool||||ling"
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    Dumber than the box of rocks they wouldn't hesitate to eat "I have a doodle and can confirm, marbles for brains - so sweet tho"
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    Only have two gears: shaking or plotting a murder "I love this because I see so many where they actually give negatives and this is full of silly positives. They're all good boys "
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    Smells like doritos on a good day "My shih tzu has NEVER smelled like Doritos! How dare you!? Fritos, on the other hand..."
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    I only own one vacuum "notice how no one in the animal field ever says pitties"
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    The goodest boys with the baddest hips "My German shepherd is most definitely the goodest boy "
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    Would abandon you in battle after seeing their own shadow "HEAVY on getting abandoned by my Doberman if she she's her shadow. Also one look at the vacuum and there's a dobie shaped hole in my wall."
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    More attitude than critical thinking skills (why are you snarling at the treat?) "LOL I have a labrottie and this morning on our walk she was barking at a plastic bag stuck in a tree
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    Loud. Stubborn. Garbage disposals. "I have a dachshund tzu and I can confirm.. she is my loud stubborn stinky baby."
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    JK, these are my idiots "Dachshunds are the most awesome pet you can't house train."
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    "Doxies are the best!! When they're not ping in the house on a rainy day

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